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[TheRedwolf]

The peace is brought on by a ruthless and oppressive dictator.

I wish for a dog

[HugeNerdAndProudOfIt]

The dog is very large and feral. You lose a limb.

I wish for the power to grant myself any power that I wish.

[TheRedwolf]

Granted, but for every wish you make, you grow more and more insane, eventually going on a homicidal rampage, and getting nuked.

[TheRedwolf]

I wish to never feel pain

[King Zultan]

Granted, but now you don't feel any thing at all.

I wish that there was no gravity.

[IndigoFenix]

Granted.  The unrestrained pressure inside all celestial bodies causes every planet and star in the universe to explode simultaneously.  Congratulations, everyone is now dead.

I wish that King Zultan wished for a sandwich.

[KittyTac]

Granted. He wishes for you to turn into a sandwich.

I wish for kittens.

[Mathel]

Granted. The remainig space in your fridge is suddenly filled with whole living kittens.

I wish to be a mage.

[Gigabytebob]

granted but you fall into the deep end of magic and try to preform a ritual that is just too much passed your skill level and you are transported to the edge of reality were you remain forever

I wish I was the head of a shadow government that controlled the world

[Puppyguard]

Granted, you are literally a head, barely kept alive in a glass jar.

I wish for amazing pixel art skills.

[TheRedwolf]

You do, but there is no way to use them, since All electronics where fried in a solar flare.

I wish to be able to browse the forum in my dreams.

[MrLurkety]

Granted, but your mental health suffers after your frontal lobe being active 24/7.
I wish for exactly ten (10) grams of cheese.

[KittyTac]

Granted. You also subconsciously post there. Which leads to nonsense posts that end up getting you banned after you typed "I ****** TOADY'S MOM LAST NIGHT" on every board of the forum.

Granted. The cheese is inside of your brain, irreparably damaging it.

I wish for living kittens on the floor of my house.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, they're invisible and you can't walk anywhere without tripping over them.

I wish for ten (10) tens.

[wierd]

Granted.  Ten groups, each representing ten clients, approach you with lawsuits.

I wish my residents would STOP trying to argue that I can take them out to smoke, when they KNOW I do not carry keys to the medcart where they are kept, (Somehow they think I can *magic* the medcart open or something.) and stop just hanging around like a pestilent haze, shadowing me around the building.