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[King Zultan]

Granted, it hurts you instead.

I wish no one would starve ever again.

[Rockeater]

Granted, metor kills all of humanity so no one is hungry

I wish I was Elon Musk.

[KittyTac]

Granted. You're Elon Musk. Someone who just happens to share his name with the aerospace company leader.

I wish that Roblox's servers would go down forever, with no way to reboot them or make new ones.

[Dunamisdeos]

Roblox is moved onto the servers that control your nation's defense system, and then your wish is granted. Specifically, the ones that prevent it from going rogue and destroying the world. You are sent back in time to prevent this problem, which spawns a series of insane, poorly written paradoxes that never end.

I wish for a wand of magic missile.

[Rockeater]

Granted, you accidantly use it indoors and die from the explosion

I wish for a better payment inmy job

[Dustan Hache]

Granted, but the economy crashes and you end up getting enslaved as society breaks down.
I wish that I could motivate myself enough to see a RTD I made through to the end without dying.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, by blasting inspirational music as you write the RTD updates, you manage to get through.
Unfortunately, your neighbors do not like you anymore.

I wish for the above wish to be granted again.

[Dunamisdeos]

Granted. Dustan Hache cannot function in regular day to day activities without blasting inspirational music due to wish fulfillment overload.

I wish that this inspirational music consisted solely of tuba polka.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, but it's done very poorly.

I wish for the next three wishes to involve inspirational music.

[Rockeater]

Granted, But they will be me wishing the same wish three times.

I wish I found good inspirational music.
I wish I found good inspirational music.
I wish I found good inspirational music.

[Eric Blank]

Granted, but you would have to pay $10 per minute to stream it, it corrupts any attempt to record the stream, cannot be bought on cd or downloaded, and you cant find a torrent of it.

I wish for a billion dollars in my bank account that nobody but me can spend, which i can spend on whatever i want in any quantity, without legal penalties of any form as the money is legitimately mine. And neither myself or my relatives are harmed in granting this wish

[Dunamisdeos]

Granted, but in the spirit of fairness anyone you attempt to pay with this money immediately knows of it's magical properties. Since they themselves cannot spend it after receiving it from you, noone will accept it as legal tender.

I wish for a nice gyro to eat for my lunch today.

[pikachu17]

You eat a well-behaved gyroscope. The other gyroscopes kill you for killing such a nice gyroscope.

I wish I had a shield.

[Mathel]

Granted. You have a wooden shield. Your enemy has a flamethrower.

I wish to have plate armor made out of the solid holograms they have in Star Trek. All emitted by portable emitters like the one Doctor from Voyager has.

[Dunamisdeos]

Granted. The plate armor gains sentience and control of the ship's computer. It locks you in place and spends a week reciting Data's poetry.

I wish for a flamethrower.