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RoseHeart

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25695 on: March 06, 2018, 01:05:48 pm »
Granted. But you just really can't tell.

I wish the Ready Player One revigorated interest in the Iron Giant, leading to an AMAZING sequel.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25696 on: March 06, 2018, 03:11:31 pm »
Granted, but this leads to even more sequels, which have absolutely horrible writing, contain awful voice acting and reek of merchandising.
This eventually brings the entire movie series to the ground causing much hate towards the Iron Giant in general.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25697 on: March 06, 2018, 03:27:54 pm »
Granted, but everything else in the world is 2% smaller.

I wish I was a giant wolverine.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25698 on: March 06, 2018, 04:05:44 pm »
You transform into a 60-ft tall Hugh Jackman. You immediately collapse under your own body weight.

I wish for soy sauce. My food came without soy sauce. Who does that.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25699 on: March 06, 2018, 04:13:59 pm »
Granted. You can only eat soy sauce from now on, but you can summon a bucketful each day that lasts for eight hours.

I wish for liquid cookies.
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« Reply #25700 on: March 06, 2018, 04:17:16 pm »
Granted, it falls to the floor and spread around.

I wish I went to sleep instend of wasting all night hearing Nightcore.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25701 on: March 06, 2018, 04:24:17 pm »
Granted, but now whenever you go to sleep you have horrifying dreams which come true in the morning.

I wish for a regular cookie.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25702 on: March 06, 2018, 04:52:29 pm »
Your cookie is a regular in the ANTI HUMAN ARMED COOKIE FORCES, and they take over your house and bake YOU for a change.

I wish for a cake.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25703 on: March 06, 2018, 04:57:49 pm »
Your cake is a regular in the ANTI HUMAN ARMED CAKE FORCES, and they take over your house and bake YOU for a change.

I wish I had a pet dragon.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25704 on: March 06, 2018, 07:09:10 pm »
Granted. It sets fire to your house and the local neighborhood. You are soon bankrupt and homeless in the ensuring civil cases brought against you

I wish disco was popular again
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25705 on: March 07, 2018, 09:17:18 am »
Granted, Disco comes back and is so popular that all other genres of music die.

I wish that it would rain alcohol.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25706 on: March 07, 2018, 10:09:25 am »
It rains alcohol, right onto my burning neighborhood. The fire spreads all over the continent, because it is raining alcohol everywhere. You are on the continent.

I wish I had a lazer gun.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25707 on: March 07, 2018, 11:06:59 am »
Granted,You need to connect it to the grid everytime you want to shoot.

I wish was healthy
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25708 on: March 07, 2018, 02:12:09 pm »
Congratulations, you are now a bran muffin.

I wish I had some veggies to eat today.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25709 on: March 07, 2018, 02:18:23 pm »
Granted. Your entire house transforms into greenbeans.

I wish for a third arm.
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