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[Puppyguard]

Granted. You find yourself inside a bar made of solid gold, complete with golden patrons and a golden bartender.

I wish for all the time in the world.

[Madman198237]

Granted. All the spacetime that the Earth touches is now concentrated in the palm of your hand.

The entire planet collapses into the resultant black hole.



I wish for the ability to change spacetime in any way I so desire.

[Mathel]

Granted. It tends to have unforseen consequeces in seemingly unrelated places. Such as, when you create a wormhole, while the wormhole is active, there may be an area nearby to either end of it, where all protons and electrons temporarily loose their charge. Other effects are also possible.

I wish for a shrink ray.

[TamerVirus]

Granted. Too bad the ray shrunk itself to oblivion

I wish for the answer to the greatest question of our time: Who let the dogs out?

[Rockeater]

Granted ,the answer is Who, but because the name it take humanity another 1000 years to understand and then it too late.

I wish Who didn't cause the dog apocalypse.

[Puppyguard]

Granted. Instead he causes a cat apocalypse.

I wish rockeater would become king of the world.

[pikachu17]

He orders your execution, and it is fulfilled.

I wish I had a functioning Rocket Launcher. With rockets.

[Mathel]

Granted. You get a device for launching Team Rocket. You also get members of Team Rocket.

I wish for a healing shiv.

[KittyTac]

Granted. It's inside of you.

I wish for all members of the Flat Earth Society to suddenly suffer a fatal heart attack.

[Cadeyrn Heffernan]

Granted, and a global investigation is launched to find a certain "Kira"

I wish to know if the granter got the reference.

[Rockeater]

Granted, he got it, you must be silenced.

I wish L will win.

[Mathel]

Granted. Lannisters, led by Cersei win the Game of Thrones, dooming Westeros to be overrun with White Walkers. This ending of the series is truly terrible.

I wish that Song of Ice and Fire ends in a different manner.

[Cadeyrn Heffernan]

Granted, George R. R. Martin dies, and the show is cancelled. The Lannisters will not win, because the series will never conclude.

I wish I could use magic.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, but you accidentally create a cult to summon me from beyond the grave and convert me to godhood.

I wish for a cookie.

[Rockeater]

Granted, the touch of an earthly cookie on your godly lips contminate and kill you.

I wish Cadeyrn Heffernan wouldn't summon a god which die from a cookie.