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[Puppyguard]

Granted. Your radar detects Invisible Dancing Irregular Open Tacos

I wish for a cookie recipe written in english.

[KittyTac]

Granted. You didn't specify WHAT kind of English. You now have a cookie recipe written in old english.

I wish for a rain of indestructible kittens.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, They are indestructible as long as they are falling, after that they take all the fall damage.
They also land on your house, burying you in a pile of dead kittens.

I wish for all kittens to disappear from existence.

[Rockeater]

Granted,now there are no kittens and when one of them was to grow into cat they pop back to existence.

I wish for a cookie that will not cause harm in any way.

[King Zultan]

Granted, they don't harm you but any one else that eats them dies a slow and horrible death.

I wish that humans could survive in space.

[IndigoFenix]

Granted.  Humans mutate into horrific monsters that can survive in space.

I wish for the next person's wish to be interpreted in a way that benefits me.

[Rockeater]

Granted.

I wish IndigoFenix would be the only living being in existence.

[Mathel]

Granted. This wish already benefits Indigo Fenix, so I just have to corrupt it. All other beings have their minds uploaded into robots.

I wish to have my hardness multiplied by 10, without altering other attributes.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. Your skin becomes utterly impermeable. However, you develop appendicitis, and since your skin cannot be cut the surgery must be performed rectally. Or you can die, i guess.

I wish humanity were immortal, unaffected by age, disease, famine and drought, physical violence and biologically could only have three children each, to stunt population growth.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, but mentally everyone is downgraded to a cockroach.

I wish for a magnifying glass to examine cookie recipes with.

[Rockeater]

Granted, but the recipes get smaller the more you attempt to magnify it.

I wish for an ordinary cookie which isn't any more dangerous from any ordinary harmless cookie

[Gentlefish]

The cookie exists and is yours. It is, however, being eaten by a Japanese businessman.

I wish caffeine wasn't so addictive.

[Mathel]

Granted. It is a deadly poison instead.

I wish to have a flying bike.

[Puppyguard]

Granted. It flies away.

I wish for a regular cookie recipe that doesn't shrink when magnified.

[Rockeater]

Granted, now you are locked in a dungon of a dictator which have a cookie receipe writen on the wall of the last guy who lived there.

I wish for a gold bar.