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TamerVirus

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25635 on: February 27, 2018, 03:41:42 pm »


I wish for a hot pocket of optimal eating temperature
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25636 on: February 27, 2018, 03:44:41 pm »
PARADOX ALERT! Your back pants pocket is now both hot and at optimal eating temperature.

I wish for no more language altering wishes for 3 weeks.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25637 on: February 27, 2018, 03:48:02 pm »
Granted, this thread will be inactive for the next three weeks.

I wish I was wrong.
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Quote from: Glass on March 31, 2018, 03:09:12 pm
Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25638 on: February 27, 2018, 03:57:30 pm »
Granted. You're wrong about being right. HOLY SH-- *the galaxy explodes from the paradox*

I wish I had at least half of a creativity of the Angry Video Game Nerd when it comes to swearing in English.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25639 on: February 27, 2018, 04:29:11 pm »
Granted, but you now find it irresistible to describe mundane and non-irritating things in an equally vitriolic manner.

I wish that Don Quixote wasn't so boring to read.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25640 on: February 27, 2018, 08:11:05 pm »
Granted, now reading Don Quixote makes you as quixotic as the main character, thus everything becomes much more interesting.

I wish that Dougal Dixon had more creative control over his books when he wrote them :-/
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25641 on: February 28, 2018, 03:50:46 pm »
Granted, the control is only the title of the book.

I wish for a cookie recipe.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25642 on: February 28, 2018, 03:54:03 pm »
Granted,you get one in a long extinct language.

I wish for an non lethal cookie.
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Quote from: Glass on March 31, 2018, 03:09:12 pm
Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25643 on: February 28, 2018, 03:56:24 pm »
Granted. While it doesn't kill you, it puts you into permanent locked-in syndrome.

I wish for a gameboy advance.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25644 on: February 28, 2018, 03:59:12 pm »
You get a 10-year old gamer, who is advanced in serial killing.

I wish I had a chainsaw hand.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25645 on: February 28, 2018, 04:11:08 pm »
Granted, you can't fuel it so it just a heavןer and less useful then a knife hand

I wish for a knife hand.
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Quote from: Glass on March 31, 2018, 03:09:12 pm
Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Quote from: CABL on November 20, 2018, 08:27:37 am
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25646 on: February 28, 2018, 04:34:59 pm »
Granted. Your hand is ripped off and a rusty p, blunt knife is nailed on to your stump at the end of your arm. It falls off, because the mails were rusty too.
I wish that the entire forum would use the Irish language.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25647 on: February 28, 2018, 04:47:23 pm »
Congratulations, the forum now uses the the same language most Irish folks speak!

I wish nightcore was more popular.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25648 on: February 28, 2018, 09:50:44 pm »
Granted. It just becomes mainstream and overused.

I wish for a Nintendo Switch (The console, not a literal switch.)
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25649 on: February 28, 2018, 11:29:17 pm »
Granted. Your Nintendo Switched off, never to be turned on again...

I wish that my personal radar detects idiots.
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