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[pikachu17]

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I wish I had a private plane.

[TalonisWolf]

Granted, you have a Private Plane that you're in, but the pilot is missing and you don't know how to fly. Good Luck!

I wish I had a pilots license.

[Ultimuh]

Granted. You now have a Computer Pilot license.

I wish emojis were non-existent.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, External Microphones On Jingling Ice Sloths no longer exist.

I wish for a invisible cookie.

[Cadeyrn Heffernan]

Granted, but you forget where you put it.

I wish for this wish to get corrupted.

[Paxiecrunchle]

Granted, you are given a bundle of un-corrupted nothingness since you really did not wish for anything.

[Mathel]

Ungranted. You failed to wish either.

I wish that bay12 users stop forgetting to wish placing non-wishes here.

[Cyne-Wulf]

Granted, they just die after granting the wish, posting it unfinished as they collapse on their keyboard.

I wish the granter of my wish would be resurrected before they collapse, finishing off their wish.

[Cadeyrn Heffernan]

Granted, but I become entirely immortal in the process.

I wish for the ability to control all life, MWAHAHAHAAA!

[Stirk]

Granted. You have the power to manipulate the Quaker Oats cereal Life. Few bow before this mighty power.

I wish everyone a Merry Christmas!

[TalonisWolf]

Granted, for I wished for a revive.

I wish for a revive.

[Mathel]

Granted. You have a Revive. Now you can bring someone from unconsciousness back to half fighting strength.

I wish for a Sitrus berry.

[King Zultan]

Granted, but you got a strawberry instead.

I wish a lemon.

[Ultimuh]

Granted. A lemon burns your house down.


I wish for twelve days of Christmas.

[Mathel]

Granted. But on Christmas Day, all shops are closed. As there are 12 Christmas days in a row, people have to have supplies for them. And since the plan for it is made today, it means mass shopping today. Many are trampled, many more get sick from not having enough fresh water.

I wish that Christmas is converted back to Yule.