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[Cadeyrn Heffernan]

Granted, but Cyne-Wulf is there, and uses his corrupt Jedi Mind Trick to convince you all that he killed you, so you all believe you are dead, andthus you die.

I wish that I was capable of eating, digesting and surviving on any element on the periodic table and all molecules derived from them.

[MrLurkety]

Granted. You eat all the air around you, and asphyxiate.


I wish to be able to go into succession fortresses AND HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO PLAY THEM.

[Puppyguard]

Granted. You have all the time in the world after you quit your job and started living homeless on the streets.

I wish to know if it is possible to turn a bag of holding inside out.

[pikachu17]

I tell you to look at the wiki, where I'm pretty sure in 5E there are specific rules for when a bag of holding is inside out.

I wish I had a bag of holding, into which all my enemies are placed.

[Eschar]

Granted. It's inside-out, though.

I wish for wisdom.

[TalonisWolf]

Granted, but you find you can't share your newly gained wisdom.

I wish for all the good things.

[Dunamisdeos]

Many things that are generally considered good are manifested at your location. These include a bag of potato chips, one Yorkshire terrier, a sports car, 2 tons of solid gold, a yacht, and a scenic vista in the form of a beautiful mountain. They all land on you simultaneously.

I wish for a tennis racquet.

[King Zultan]

Granted, but it's broken.

I wish for waffles.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, but they're rotten.

I wish for everyone to get cheap wish corruptions for awhile. (rotten waffles, broken tennis rackets, etc...)

[Ultimuh]

Granted. Everyone thinks you are boring for making that wish.

I wish you wish I wish. But you wish that I wish that you wish. So I wish what you wish.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, but wishing for someone to wish that you wish does nothing.

I wish for a keyboard key.

[TalonisWolf]

Granted- I melted your keyboard, poured it into a mold, and made a giant key out of it.

I wish you a Happy Holiday!

[Cyne-Wulf]

Granted, but everyone else has a terrible holiday

I wish for everyone to be HAPPY^tm

[thedrelle]

Granted, but the fees put everyone into debt.

I wish i wasn't so tired.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, your name is no longer 'so tired' it is now xXPuppyguard's Biggest FanXx.

I wish for cookies.