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[pikachu17]

Granted. Cadeyrn Heffernan believes Cyne-Wulf killed Mathel already, so when Heffernan sees Mathel, he thinks Mathel is a zombie, and smashes his head in.

I wish my empire was saved from the demons, and we all lived happily ever after.

[Cyne-Wulf]

Granted, but I trick you into thinking I summoned the demons into all of your people, ad trick your people into thinking I summoned the demons into them. Your people kill each other thinking they are demons/the other people are possessed. After everyone is dead, the remaining living people (No one) live happily ever after.

I wish I had a lightsaber.

[Ultimuh]

Granted. You are however quite unskilled in any lightsaber combat arts.
You accidentally cut off one of your limbs in the process of doing a complex maneuver.


I wish for healthy food to be cheap.

[GigaGiant]

Granted. Healthy food is now much cheaper. It's so cheap that suppliers quickly go out of business. They blame you.

I wish that I could mind control people to do whatever I want.

[Paxiecrunchle]

Granted. Healthy food is now much cheaper. It's so cheap that suppliers quickly go out of business. They blame you.

I wish that I could mind control people to do whatever I want.

That doesn't make sense, it cant be cheap if its not being sold at all.

[Cadeyrn Heffernan]

I think what he means is that it gets put at so low a price that it causes the businesses to lose profits to the point of going bankrupt.

[GigaGiant]

I think what he means is that it gets put at so low a price that it causes the businesses to lose profits to the point of going bankrupt.

Yeah, that was the idea. The wish didn't specify that it would stay cheap forever.

[Mathel]

Granted. Healthy food is now much cheaper. It's so cheap that suppliers quickly go out of business. They blame you.

I wish that I could mind control people to do whatever I want.

Granted. But while they do whatever you want to do, you do whatever they want to do.
So let's say someone wants to eat fish fingers with custard and you want to go to a cinema.  You mind control them and they go to the cinema, while you eat fish fingers with custard.

I wish to have rock socks. ((Not being worn when they appear))

[Ultimuh]

Granted. Look up.




I wish for more cartoon-ish violence/mishaps in this thread.

[deathpunch578]

Granted. a man hits you with an iron skillet, giving you a serious concussion.


I wish I was a necromancer.

[TalonisWolf]

Granted. They kill you for the free minion.

I wish for loyal minions.

[Puppyguard]

Granted. Everyone will fear your loyal pet rock army of seven!!!

I wish for spoilers to be renamed to something amusing.

[Mathel]

Granted. The word "Spoiler" is replaced by "Something Amusing" in both it's meanings.
This causes great confusion at first as racecars have something amusing on their backs and people label revealing information as something amusing. Then, people just invent a new word for the information.

I wish that I have a backpack of holding.

[Cyne-Wulf]

Granted, but it initially holds 22 duodecillion female mosquitos who are feeding on blood to produce their eggs, and have a previously undiscovered deadly virus, which are released upon the world, starting with you.

I wish I had Fenrisúlfr as a friend.

[Mathel]

Granted. He still eats the Sun and Moon and kills Ódin though. Then he is killed by Vidar.

I wish to be on a different planet inhabitable by humans along with at least 99 other humans when that happens.