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[Ultimuh]

Granted. You can code and code well.
But all you get for it is literal crap. That is all you will ever get paid in.


I wish for a good old 80's reference.

[wierd]

Excellent! Party on dude!  Your wish is like, totally granted! Now you get to live in the Bill and Ted future! RIGHTEOUS!

I wish I had not just written that.

[Cyne-Wulf]

Granted, you may replace it with an Schwarzenneger movie one liner from any point in time.
I hope I spelt that right...

I wish I was as strong as Arnie was at his peak.

[pikachu17]

Right. You are. But you are also a slug. A slug as strong as Arnie. But a slug you remain.

I wish I could move at the speed of light without bad consequences for anyone.

[Ultimuh]

Granted. You are capable of doing what you wished for. And are instantly transported into a completely empty universe where you cannot cause bad consequences for anyone.



I wish I haven't lost my childhood Christmas cheer.
(I am not really feeling it this year for some reason.)

[Cadeyrn Heffernan]

Granted, but everyone else loses their christmas cheer.

I wish for my IQ to be tripled.

[Cyne-Wulf]

Granted, but nothing times 3 is still nothing

I wish I could be a human without losing my strength or gaining any disabilities.

[Puppyguard]

Granted. being stranded in space makes you regret telling the blind slug aliens you were human.

I wish nothing times three was something.

[Dunamisdeos]

Granted. Nothing times three is in fact nothing, which, as a concept of zero, is a something.

I wish for a fuzzy teddy bear.

[Ultimuh]

Granted. Zero certainly is something.

Granted, your teddy bear certainly is fuzzy.
Fuzz made entirely of Asbestos.

I wish for people to stop derailing threads.

[Puppyguard]

Granted. People stop posting in threads altogether.

I wish for the granter of this wish to get something nice.

[pikachu17]

I get control of the entire world. Bow before me mortals!

I wish my empire was incredibly awesome, and it had no rebels, or contact with evil aliens.

[VolcanoQueen]

Granted. However, your empire does have contact with some very angry demons. Have fun.

I wish I could think of good character designs.

[Ultimuh]

Granted. But you can ONLY design Sonic-based characters.


I wish I had more time for whatever I want to do.
(Without being imprisoned or hindered in some way.)

[pikachu17]

Granted. But they are all based on Sonic characters?

(why is this a corruption?)