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[Paxiecrunchle]

Granted you are given (1) paper hat of asounding, this item is so awesome that it is treated like a priceless diamond crown and before long you are mugged for your hat which gets destroyed in the process.

I wish to uncurse my umbrella while still retaining the primary enchantment.

[Cyne-Wulf]

Granted, but Maximum Spin becomes the new owner of the umbrella, and gives me a functioning, although less powerful version of he enchantment that I can put on any object I choose, and that we can both make copies of to become rich.

I wish I knew how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris.

[Ultimuh]

Granted. But Chuck Norris isn't as popular as he used to be.
And the memes surrounding him are seen as obnoxious at best.
Now you know.



I wish for any powers bestowed upon Cyne-Wulf and Maximum Spin are from now on invalidated.
Or at least no magical umbrellas for them.

[Dunamisdeos]

Granted. Their umbrellas turn into lawn gnomes.

I wish for some nice greens to go in my soup today.

[Cadeyrn Heffernan]

Granted, but you are forced to donate your soup to a starving child after burning your lips on it.

I wish that someone would make a labyrinth (The movie with David Bowie in it) themed wish.

((Also that response to Cyne-Wulf's joke was rather aggressive, wasn't it?))

[Maximum Spin]

Granted. I wish that David Bowie, well-known for being in Labyrinth, would already be dead.

I wish that David Bowie, well-known for being in Labyrinth, would already be dead.

[Ultimuh]

((Also that response to Cyne-Wulf's joke was rather aggressive, wasn't it?))

((Some jokes don't age very well..))
((Also, I don't think I was as aggressive as you claim? I do't think?))

[Cadeyrn Heffernan]

((I just think the possible tone to read it in could seem quite aggressive. Text doesn't convey tone well, so I doubt you meant to be like that, it just seemed that way when I read it. Especially the comment about the memes being obnoxious at best.))

[Puppyguard]

Granted. One day whilst in line at a local restaurant, David Bowie bursts in through the door with a bomb strapped to his chest and a button in his hand. "LABYRINTH IS THE BEST SERIES!!!" He screams at the top of his lungs. Unfortunately, he slips on the wet floor and presses the button, taking the entire restaurant with him.

I wish for the ability to levitate, with full control of this power with no negative effects occurring.

[Ultimuh]

Granted. You can fully levitate perfectly one inch off the ground.


I wish for the same wish of the one I granted. But instead of levitation, I want lazer eye beams.

[GigaGiant]

Granted. The lazers from your perfect lazer eyes extend one inch before fizzling out.

I wish for the same wish of the one I granted. But instead of lazer eye beams, I want invisibility.

[pikachu17]

You are invisible to people within 1 inch of you, but anyone else can see you.
I wish for the same wish as the one I granted. But instead of invisibility, I want super speed.

[Maximum Spin]

Granted, you now move at a speed of one inch per year, which is "super" from some perspectives.

I wish for three times as many, but not as much as four.

[pikachu17]

You are now three people. Only one of the you'd are awake at a time, and all of them need food.

I wish I had super speed compared to a regular human.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, Nothing times three is still nothing._ninja'd
Granted, you can move at the speed of light. You slam face first in a wall and explode into gore.

I wish for cookies!