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[Paxiecrunchle]

I wish I had a bear.
{This is me granting your wish in a meta way by 'forgetting ' to grant it while remembering to make one}

[Eric Blank]

Granted but animal control tries to take your bear away. Which is probably a good idea.

I wish i could get more sleep

[King Zultan]

Granted, you go in to a coma for a few years.

I wish there was some thing good on TV.

[Ultimuh]

Granted. Your TV has been replaced with an animatronic playing music for you.
Unfortunately, it only knows one tune.



I wish for THE END!
(Hopefully someone will get this reference.)

[pikachu17]

Granted. However I don't get the reference, so you are one of the casualties of the vampirepocalypse.
Maximum Spin is the vampire who drains you, and you have pleasant tasting blood.

I wish I had an awesome hat, sword, and long coat.

[Maximum Spin]

Because, you remembered me, you get an awesome hat, sword, and long coat, with no catch.
However, I get an *even more awesome* hat, sword, and long coat.

I wish there weren't so many numbers, like maybe they could stop at 250 or so. That would be enough, I think.

[pikachu17]

Since there are more than 250 things in the world, but those numbers no longer exist, only 250 things exist. However, since grantings must benefit you, these are all things you like.

I wish nothing changed as a result of this wish.

[Lordfiscus]

Granted. Nothing ever changes, people are trapped in self-aware stasis for all eternity.

I wish someone made Prosnorkulus in DF.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, his name however was Obok Meatgod.
Don't google that if you want your current view of bay12 to remain spotless.


I wish I could re-suppress the memory of Obok Meatgod.

[pikachu17]

You do. However, it is done by Cthulhu appearing and making you too crazy to remember anything.
Also Cthulhu gives Maximum Spin rulership of the world.

I wish I had a friendly Lazorshark.

[Greatness942]

Granted! Both you and it dies to the LazorOrca.

I wish I had a friendly LazorOrca.

[Ultimuh]

Granted. The LazorOrca is however killed, cooked, and eaten by a bunch of Icelanders.


I wish for something to eat right now.
And it should not kill me or make me sick.
Also, no vegetables, well.. At least no Cauliflower, Broccoli, or spinach.
And no Bananas, I just can't digest that.

[Dunamisdeos]

You are given a single raw grape seed to eat. It will neither kill you nor make you sick. This is your food for today.

I wish for a large meal. It should not exceed the normal human requirements for a meal, and should not kill me or make me sick.

[Maximum Spin]

You receive a large quantity of "delicious" Nutraloaf. It will technically meet all your dietary requirements, according to the government. (My government, I don't remember what weird country you live in.) In the process, all the delicious foods you will be denied for the rest of your life because you have to eat Nutraloaf will be hoarded by me instead.

I wish for, I don't know, a bird or something.

[Dunamisdeos]

The state bird of LLAMAMERISTRALIA is the Angry Wolverine. Do not question our ways. Also, we honor you with a gift of our state bird, hidden somewhere in your kitchen cabinets as is custom.

I wish for a red stapler.