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[Cyne-Wulf]

Granted, they pop off all the time instead.

I wish Ares would take the Spartans to Mars(the god)

[Eschar]

((

Granted, Dwarf fortress is now the only game you can play that feels original. All other games feel soulless and repetitive to you.

But they are.
))

[Ultimuh]

Granted, they all suffocate on Mars. Including Mars himself.

I wish repeated wishes would be punished with impunity.

[Cadeyrn Heffernan]

Grante-OH GOD NINJAS

I wish-.

ANNOUNCEMENT
We apologise for the inconvenience, this wisher is dead.
I wish It was easier to clean up dead bodies.

[Gigabytebob]

granted YOU are the dead body so now you don't have to clean up anything

i wish my dwarves were more competent

[VolcanoQueen]

Granted, they are now more competent than you are. They eventually learn of your existence and decide to annoy you in any way possible.

I wish the bee people I'm working on would stop getting themselves stuck in high places for no reason (or at least remember that they have wings so I don't have to construct stairs every 5 minutes).

[Gigabytebob]

granted they now merge into the ground getting stuck in low places

i wish toady would fix the problem were if you play as a civ with goblin like ethics you can't make human dwarf elf kobold and goblin skin clothing and decorations and you can't eat them

[TalonisWolf]

Granted, but they find a way into the real world... and you're their first meal here.

[Dunamisdeos]

The lack of a wish causes a vacuum in the wish-o-verse. This allows Wishthulu to make the journey from his dark, twisted realm into our own. He's even worse at granting wishes that the current wish-genie.

I wish for a nice plate of fried calamari.

[Mathel]

Granted. A nice plate of fried admiral Akbar (a Mon Calamari) coming right up.

I wish quantum mechanics to be less weird.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, they're less weird, but more complex so that no one can understand them.

I wish for COOKIES!

[pikachu17]

You are crushed by falling cookies.

I wish to haz hamburger.

[Gigabytebob]

granted you get the corpse of a meme that died years ago ya normie REEEEEEEEEEEEE

I wish people just got along

[King Zultan]

Granted, every one is dead, because that is the only way we will all get along.

I wish every one in the world had a cat.

[Mathel]

Granted. Everyone now shares 1 cat. All other cats and felines are dead. And this cat is male

I wish me and my family to have the ability to bring dead back to proper life (NOT undeath), healing them to have no disease or wounds afterwards, without hurting any person (including ourselves). This ability should be reuseable and not disappear.