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[Paxiecrunchle]

Granted, however, you soon find yourself in a world devoid of metal, making your new skill worthless.

I wish I had an Alien daughter as well.

[pikachu17]

Fine, but she marries a male teenage eldritch abomination you hate.

I wish that I had an igloo.

[Gigabytebob]

Granted but due to teleportation errors YOU ALSO GET A POLAR BEAR

i wish fantasy was reality

[Ultimuh]

i wish fantasy was reality

Spoiler: Granted (click to show/hide)

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality.

Open your eyes,
Look up to the skies and see,
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy,
Because I'm easy come, easy go,
Little high, little low,
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me.

Mama, just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head,
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.
Mama, life had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away.

Mama, ooh,
Didn't mean to make you cry,
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.

Too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine,
Body's aching all the time.
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.

Mama, ooh (any way the wind blows),
I don't wanna die,
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning,
Very, very frightening me.
(Galileo) Galileo.
(Galileo) Galileo,
Galileo Figaro
Magnifico-o-o-o-o.

I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.
He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity.

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Never let you go (Never, never, never, never let me go)
Oh oh oh oh
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh, mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, let me go.)
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me.

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.

(Ooooh, ooh yeah, ooh yeah)

Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters to me.

Any way the wind blows.

(Lyrics copypasted from this site.)

I wish for more songs to appear as wish grantings.

[Dunamisdeos]

GRANTED. No-one knows how clocks work anymore, preventing the telling of time. Living human males are intermittently falling from orbit, and dogs are suddenly incapable of confinement and quickly overrun the Earth. Noone knows who is responsible.

I wish for MORE SONGS TO BECOME REALITY.

[Stirk]

Granted. The first song to become a reality involves the day music died, preventing any more songs from becoming reality. It also mysteriously removes all pies.

I wish for a robot maid.

[kingawsume]

Granted, but only shooting stars break the mold.

Damnit.

Granted. She doesn't feel like doing anything though.

I wish I would stop getting ninja'd.

[Gigabytebob]

Granted you instead get assassin'd

I wish people looked like gmod characters after you mess with their faces in a hilarious way

[Puppyguard]

Granted, but this hilarious way can only be delivered via pie to the face.

I wish for an infinite supply of pies.

[kingawsume]

The pies are infinite. The space they take up causes the whole world to melt down as society gradualy changes into a pie-based diet.


I wish away pie from existence.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, 3.14159265359 is removed from existence.

I wish for the next wish to be a riddle.

[Paxiecrunchle]

Granted.

I wish to know what flies by night, flies on wings of fright, what can be seen but cant be felt whathaunts the mind but not the flesh

[Khan Boyzitbig]

Cthulhu? Usually is, at least its not Flying Polyps. Those definitely haunt flesh as well, at least until they steal your brains for whatever nefarious means they plan.

And no this isn't an answer, its a random musing*... <sub>^{Ia Ia Cthulhu Ftagn}

*side effects may include but not limited to: Insanity, Spontaneous Haemorrhaging, Projectile Vomiting, Chaos Corruption, The Inquisition, Death, Tentacles and Purring</sub>

[Mathel]

Granted.

I wish to know what flies by night, flies on wings of fright, what can be seen but cant be felt whathaunts the mind but not the flesh

Granted. It is actually a nightgaunt. It takes you from your room and puts you in the ghoul caverns. Now you know why you fear the night.

I wish to own a mace.

[pikachu17]

The bottle of mace sprays in your eyes!

I wish I had an epic theme song