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[Ultimuh]

Granted, but knowing only raises even more questions.


I wish Intellectual Property laws, as we know them, were abolished.

[Paxiecrunchle]

Gra]nted however they are immediatley replaced worldwide with mexico's copyright laws....after bbeing parsed through google translate 15 times ''to ensure international readbility''. Good luck for trying to avoid breaking the new laws that lawyers can now interpert in almost anyway they want.

Tldr; It will be worse than this http://www.legalaffairs.org/issues/March-April-2004/story_lessig_marapr04.msp


I wish my alien son took on the appearance of a charming hispanic youth when he visits our world so that when people look at him they are npoo longer driven to insanity.

[Cyne-Wulf]

Granted, but he is shot by a Trump Supporter

I wish I could grant other people's wishes.

[Maximum Spin]

Granted, you may now grant my wish, if nobody beats you to it.

I wish this headache would instantly go away and be replaced by perfect clarity about what to write for the thing I need to write (you know what I mean). And that I would successfully write it and it would actually be good when written.

[Cyne-Wulf]

Granted, but the Dekronians and Menjeti take over Tengu.

I wish I could actually help...

[MoonyTheHuman]

Granted. You are, however, only able to do so 1  out of 100 times.


I wish i was smarter.

[Gigabytebob]

Granted you become so smart you realize the universe was a mistake and full of chaos and you use your mind powers to collapse the universe

I wish EA never shut down pandemic studios :[

[Cyne-Wulf]

Granted, but they were blown up in a terrorist attack instead

I wish that I didn't sleep in such weird positions.

[Stirk]

Granted. You are cursed to never sleep again.

I wish to be able to complete everything I need to do in under a second.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, but this costs your soul, leaving you a husk of the stirk who once was. At least you ate your food insanely fast!

I wish for a very, very long usb cord.

[kingawsume]

The cord is infintely long; you spen the rest of your days trying to reach the other end.

I wish for ambiguity.

[Cadeyrn Heffernan]

Okay. Everything is so ambiguous that nothing has meaning.

I wish that more wishes were more straightforward.

[dustywayfarer]

Granted. The hopes and aspirations of the world are now laid bare as if by a truth-serum. Shock and dismay fill civilization, followed by widespread strife and bloodshed.

I wish for carpet to be eradicated from the timeline. Not only should it not exist, but it never should have existed.

PS: I feel as if most of us are interpreting the _corrupt_ part of Corrupt a Wish as overkill instead of twist. Granted, it's easier for all of us, myself included, to treat each wish as if the outcome would roll a 6 in an RtD, but I think more subtlety is called for.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, carpet is removed from the timeline, replaced by a massive, hungry void. The universe is quickly consumed.

I wish for lightning fast reflexes.

[Cadeyrn Heffernan]

Granted, but your body can't keep up with it, and your reflexes are wasted.

I wish I knew how to get my own avatar...