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[Ultimuh]

Granted, you go into politics.


I wish most politicians would actually care for once.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, they actually care about how much money you give them in bribes.

I wish to travel in time 1 day into the future.

[Maximum Spin]

Granted. Scientists estimate the trip will take approximately one day.

I wish for a friendly blood monster.

[TalonisWolf]

Granted, but it was created with all of your blood, which means you'd better be fine with sharing your body with your own blood. Alternatively, it ignorantly kills you trying to explore the world around it.

I wish I had a friendly, fully matured symbiote.

[Maximum Spin]

Being fully matured, your friendly symbiote graciously sprouts a large fruiting body from the back of your neck and politely commands you to wander around spreading its spores. This doesn't harm you in any way - it's a symbiote, not a parasite - but it does incite the local townspeople to burn you to prevent the infestation from spreading.

I wish for a pound of flesh, but not mine.

[kingawsume]

Granted; Now Interpol are after you for possession of human meat.


I wish all RAM was Samsung B RAM

[Paxiecrunchle]

Granted all Samsung devices transform in angry rams and cause widespread chaos.

I wish to own and have control of, whilst being capable of holding a pound of lab-grown human flesh, without Interpol coming after me for no good reason. [Seriously owning a chunk of flesh is not actually an International crime]

[Maximum Spin]

Granted. If you agree to offer me half ownership I won't even corrupt the wish. Kingawsume's idea was dumb.

I wish all rams would be updated to 64-bit.

[Stirk]

Granted. All male sheep are bit 64 times. This makes them angry, causing a sheepy rampage.

I wish someone would stop the sheepy rampage.

[Paxiecrunchle]

[SURE YOU CAN HAVE HALF A POUND]

Granted, now all the male sheep in the world explode into 64 peices, insantly making the species endangered and causing crashes in the wool, mutton, and Australian tourism industries the invividual peices though are the posses the heighst quality of meat and wool and the genes taken from them can be used to create overall superior sheep.

I wish that Taloniswolf and his symbiote buddy were not lynched and that the townsfolk instead celebrated their new symbiote buddies with a feast and party.
ninja'd

Granted, on that very day SHEEPMAN WAS BORN and five years later using his ultra shepherding powers he dedicated his life calming sheep and fighting the forces of evil. [ sheepman has three powers, talkign to sheep, psychically controlling sheep and growing unlimited wool from his own body, also he has horns]

I still want the same wish I made before I was ninja'd to be granted.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, you grant the wish anyway and everyone yells at you for bypassing the way the thread is supposed to be used.  You continue to grant the wish even ten posts after it was made. Eventually you are ignored in the thread provoking you to spam insults, eventually leading up to you being evicted from the forums.

I wish for bold text to be used somehow in this thread.

[Maximum Spin]

Granted: You just used it. It is never used again, though.

I wish for wishes to be granted boldly.

[Paxiecrunchle]

GRANTED, SOME FUTURE WISHES SHALL INDEED INVOLVE BOLDNESS FOR BRAVE ADVENTURERS ARE NEEDED AROUND THESE PARTS. all these adventurers shall be 'bolds KOBOLDS FOR THEY ARE AS BOLD AS THEY COME.

I wish that Taloniswolf and his symbiote buddy were not lynched and that the townsfolk instead celebrated their new symbiote buddies with a feast and party.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, they feast on their flesh instead.

I wish for the next ten wishes to contain transparent text.

[Maximum Spin]

Granted, this wish contains

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