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[Maximum Spin]

I saw your post but you forgot to include a wish originally so I just went with what i had already planned.

[Dunamisdeos]

All remaining poors band together to capture the newly-existant superblender and create BLENDERBOT, the MURDERPLEX OF THE PEOPLE. Within a year BLENDERBOT has reduced all non-communist dissenters to a fine slurry and installs itself as FIRST CITIZEN ARCH-BLENDER.

I wish for a blender resistance movement.

[Sir Elventide]

Granted. You are the first casualty. Really, what'd you expect would happen?!

I wish to be the world's greatest detective.

[Paxiecrunchle]

Granted anyone else with even vague notions of being a detective fall comatose for a day. Thus for a day, you are the worlds greatest detective...for a day in which pandemonium breaks out due to perhaps a million healthy people worldwide becoming comatose, thus no one pays much of an attention to you.

I wish that wearing glasses never made attractive people look average and average people look ugly.

[Stirk]

Granted! Glasses are cute, and it is only your own twisted soul that failed to realize that. That soul is removed so you can see their true glory.

I wish that I would be the luckiest person in the world!

[kingawsume]

You trip in the street, cause a Rube Goldberg-esce chain of reactions to happen, eventually resulting in your untimely demise. You n3ver said what kind of luck, just you were the luckiest :-P


I wish humanity never had greed.

[Gigabytebob]

granted they got extinct instead

I wish sewer goblins were real

[Mathel]

Granted. Goblins are real and live in sewers. All manholes are sealed shut to prevent child snatching. Thus, sewers get clogged and the goblins suffocate after years of suffering.

I wish for snurfnibblin to be real.

[Maximum Spin]

Granted. You nibble a snurf, and now everybody thinks you're weird.

I wish for perfectly good luck for me.

[Mathel]

Granted. However this luck is taken from those close to you. So whentever something bad is supposed to happen to you, it happens to the nearest other person.

I wish for Svirfneblin to be real.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, The Svirfneblin are everywhere, they could be anyone with their disguise self(yes I know it doesn't resize but bear with me here).
Eventually they replace world leaders and dominate the planet, but you are crowned king for wishing them into existence.

I wish for a resistence to wipe out the Svirfneblin and their evil human king Mathel.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, the resistance comes in the form of a Tyranid Fleet. Have fun.



I wish that the granter of my wish, to vanish from this reality.

[DAPARROT]

Granted, you come with me

I wish that I didn't vanish

[Puppyguard]

Granted, your body reappears and Ultimuh inhabits it.

I wish DAPARROT became DATPARROT.

[VolcanoQueen]

Granted, da parrot becomes da tparrot, which is a parrot shaped like the letter T.

I wish I could have come up with a less stupid idea.