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[TalonisWolf]

Your wish for a good spell-check is granted.

I wish I wouldn't accidentally tap my computers touchpad with my wrist and as a result delete or "cut" my wishes without realizing it.

[Maximum Spin]

Granted. Your wrists are surgically removed to prevent this from happening, and you now have to use your touchpad with quasi-disembodied fingers stuck on the end of skeleton arms.

I wish for a flock of space geese.

[Ehndras]

A rabid flock of space geese appear and devastate Earth's biosphere, consuming all in their evil squawking warpath of cosmic irony.

I wish I had anti-space goose defenses.

[Maximum Spin]

Here's a slingshot and a nickel, good luck.

I wish for a rain of space breadcrumbs.

[kingawsume]

The breadcrumbs are kilometers wides, and proceed to wipe out all of humanity on impact.


I wish I had a nice secretary to do all this for me.

[Mathel]

Granted. You have an nice secretary that plays wishgames for you.

I wish to own a 3kg egg shaped piece of flint, while at the same time having it available.

[Eschar]

It materialized in the same space as you, counting as available. Then the Earth vanishes in the hailstorm of extremely high-speed particles which results from the collision.

I wish to utilize the above phenonemon.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, you make a tiny cannon, able to fire a single flint molecule.

I wish for the clouds to become intelligent life forms.

[TalonisWolf]

Granted, and guess what? That rain isn't them crying.

I suddenly wish for a Umbrella.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, but you didn't specify where the umbrella should be located.
But I'll help you out. It exist in a local store relatively near where you live, you will have to buy it.


I wish umbrellas were ludicrously expensive.

[Gigabytebob]

granted. but everyone has enough money to buy them and due to inflation the economy crashes

i wish i had more poptarts

[Dunamisdeos]

It is discovered that you are the sole wealthy person in existence left after the great umbrella crash of '17. The poors tear you apart in order to get at your extensive POPTART horde.

I wish that POPTARTS exploded if dropped accidentally, or say, heavily jostled in a mad POPTART rush.

[Eschar]

They do. As one of the poors who are scrambling for POPTARTS to avoid starvation, you experience that explosive phenomenon firsthand.

I wish more non-Bay12ers were able to appreciate Bay12.

[Maximum Spin]

Congratulations, your POPTART bombs have successfully killed all the poors! Mitt Romney arrives in a helicopter and shakes your hand. You are invited to join the TRILATERAL ILLUMINATI as a BUSBOY. The mind control nanobots in Mitt Romney's handshake turn you into an illuminati drone.

I wish for a large blender to turn the poors into a nutritious beverage.
pfft, Eschar had left out a wish when I posted.

Your wish will be granted by means of more non-Bay12ers being turned into illuminati drones. My previous wish stands.

[Eschar]

((I believe one of us was ninja'ed.))