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[Madman198237]

Granted, but in the process you get a paradox error from attempting to force a condition that cannot exist on your computer, and the entire casing of your computer melts, slagging everything in it.

I wish more people would know Arthur C. Clarke's three laws.

[Paxiecrunchle]

Granted,  a slave on the ivory coast a reasearch chimp and a grey parrot are all taught the concepts, however none of them have means to apply it to their daily lives and thus eventually forgett about it.
I wish I was no longer a ghost, specifically I wish for a a humanoid body so that I can stop my alien sons misguided rampage.

[Sir Elventide]

Granted. Now that you have a body, you can experience all the resultant suffering and disappointments that only the living can understand. On the bright side, your alien sons now have a clear purpose, bring you more alcohol so that you can drown out your misery.

I wish that I was Hellstar Remina.

[Maximum Spin]

Granted, but, as far as you're concerned, nothing changed, since you now have exclusively memories of being Hellstar Remina and none of being yourself. Also, those memories are fictional, which makes for some awkward situations later when you're asked to tell the police where you were when GigaGiant and a pile of ponies were murdered. Luckily, it becomes irrelevant when Paxiechruncle's alien son kills the police and you.

I wish for even more continuity.

[KittyTac]

It derails the thread.

I wish for a billion kittens, stored in cells with life-support in a special building.

[Maximum Spin]

Okay. The building is crushed by meteors!

I wish for more meteors.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, but you are crushed by the meteors.

I wish for less meteors.

[Maximum Spin]

Some of the meteors suddenly reverse course and fly back up into space, inexplicably uncrushing whatever was beneath them in the process. I'm now fine. Unfortunately, you ended up stuck on top of one of the meteors, and are now in space. Really, though, you should just be thankful I didn't do something pedantic about "less" vs. "fewer".

I wish for fewer wishes.

[KittyTac]

The genie misheard and gave you FEVER wishes. Everyone now has a fever.

I wish for a kitten.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, same genie misheard you and thought you meant a kite.
You now have a kite.

I wish for the number 5.

[Maximum Spin]

You get a malfunctioning robot. It disassembles you!

I wish everyone had kites to go with their fevers.

[Paxiecrunchle]

Granted, everyone now has a talking sapient kite [ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kite_(bird)] with the exact opposite philosophy personality and outlook on life as them, trump, for example, gets a quiet generous xenophilic kite who does the exact opposite of what Steve Bannon say's. Whereas I  would get a kite that is creul, subtle and a rather good socialite at least in public, also probably a big fan of imperialism etc.

I wish that  a G rated animated adaptation of Dead Space[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Space_(2008_video_game)) existed so  that me in my new body, my alien son and the ghost of all those dead kittens who were killed for absolutley no reason could have fun together.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, but the plot is changed significantly and no one even dies in it, nor do you actually see any monsters(low budget).
It's very boring.

I wish for paxie to get a giant mech with a fatal weakness to water(it's rainproof though).

[pikachu17]

Granted. However, in order for it to weak to water, and yet rainproof, rain is now made of contact poison.
Also, Paxie's mech is not immune to poison. Almost everything dies.

I wish it rained water.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, it rains golden "water".


I wish for a better wish. (My imagination ran out.)