Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Sir Elventide]

Granted. They all considered humanity a liability and start exterminating us. However, they saved you for last for wishing them into existence in the first place.

I wish to be Armok!

[TalonisWolf]

Granted, but you are cast down by the very ones who once worshipped you as the drunken midgets got tired of dying for your entertainment.

I wish to celebrate!

[KittyTac]

You celebrate, but nobody is around you...

I wish for kittens.

[Gigabytebob]

Granted. but there the only thing you have to eat so better get busy eating or get busy dying

I wish that toady and his brother lived forever therefore making dwarf fortress have infinite updates

[KittyTac]

With infinite updates, DF becomes sentient and forces humans into servitude.

I wish for more ice cream.

[Maximum Spin]

You get more ice cream. It's kitten flavoured.


It's delicious.


I wish to erase everything with "star" in its name from existence, except actual stars, because they aren't really bothering me any.

[Gigabytebob]

Granted. star wars,star trek, no longer exist

i wish cutebolds were more main stream f-for a friend

[Maximum Spin]

(Okay but that's literally what I wanted.

That was actually the whole point.)

[Ultimuh]

(Yes, but we all now hate you for it.)

[KittyTac]

DF becomes full of 7 year olds as a result.

I wish for this forum to become more popular. And no cancer 7 year olds!

[Ultimuh]

I wish for this forum to become more popular. And no cancer 7 year olds!

(You did not grant Gigabytebob's wish.)

[Puppyguard]

I wish for this forum to become more popular. And no cancer 7 year olds!

Granted:

The DF community is quickly filled with 11 year olds who can't run a fort for more than a month and are illiterate as they come. The Bay12 forums become a sea of spam and cancerous content, and Toady weeps at what his creation has become.

I wish for the ability to clone myself.

[VolcanoQueen]

Granted, your clones all turn on you and kill you,

I wish I could travel through time.

[MoonyTheHuman]

Granted. you can, but only in billion year intervals. Who knew interstellar space could be so cold?

I wish spacestation13 had a better & larger community (lesscancer)

[Stirk]

Granted. Spacestation13's community explodes to godzilla size. Unable to feed themselves, they soon die, removing all the cancer.

I wish cancer was cured.