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[pikachu17]

You didn't state specifically what you can shape shift into, or whether you can change back. You are now a duck, forever...

I wish I had, but did not drink, a cup of deicide.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, it is injected directly into your bloodstream instead.

I wish Fallout 4 was actually fun for me to replay.

[pikachu17]

Every time you replay it, you get high. Eventually, you become fully addicted to the game, and die of malnutrition.

I wish I could play Sunshine Overdrive again.

[Sir Elventide]

Granted, to the exclusion of other games. You're seen as a weirdo by others.

I wish to be the smartest person in the world.

[pikachu17]

You are the smartest person in the world, because everyone else is dead. Really, what were you expecting?

I wish I had a pet snail.

[Ehndras]

For a time, you acquire a pet snail who loves you dearly. However - not longer after - he slowly but steadily departs your life forever, a long sticky trail of sorrow your only sign that he existed at all. Heart broken by a profound depression, you immediately hang yourself. Days later, your old friend Snaily gets back from the field, crumbs-in-shell, wondering where it all went wrong. You bastard.

I wish I could stop writing extensive Aurora 4X AAR's on reddit and get on with my scifi novel, preferably sometime within the next decade.

[Stirk]

Granted. Aurora crashes and is destroyed. Nobody can ever play it again, naturally destroying the interest in fiction focused on it. You finish your novel in due time. The downside to this part is that you are forced to become an author.

I wish Aurora would fix all its bugs.

[Paxiecrunchle]

Granted, however the next day the devs release some experimental features that breed a host of new bugs.

I wish that my alien baby grows up to be big and strong.

[Sir Elventide]

Granted. Now it picks on you for being 'a weak-bodied pansy' and decides to rule over you for the rest of your life.

I wish that I was the Predator.

[Stirk]

Granted. Why don't you have a seat over there?

I wish Chris Hansen had supernatural powers.

[Gigabytebob]

Granted. he brings wrath and fury open the world and becomes an overlord god like he always wanted

I wish cutebolds were a real thing

[KittyTac]

They steal all of your stuff.

I wish for my cat to live forever.

[Gigabytebob]

Granted. It lives forever....as a zombie and eats your flesh

i wish to be a lich

[Maximum Spin]

Granted! You store your soul in KittyTac for safe-keeping, and it is then eaten by a zombie cat. Man, should've chosen a better phylactery.

I wish to be able to create new souls at will and keep them in jars.

[Ehndras]

You master the art of necromancy, or soul-stealing, or what have you. Unfortunately, the souls grow agitated and strike back by possessing local plants, animals, and people.

I wish I was immortal.