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[Maximum Spin]

Granted. I don't know what that is, so I imagine what it could be, and grant you the ability to set the delta of a base to zero, making it permanently unchanging. Honestly, it's a pretty good power, especially if you construe the definition of "base" widely!

I wish Madman really was a... wait, nevermind. I wish for the seventeen giant pikachus to follow my commands and exterminate all life on a planet.

[Madman198237]

Granted. You have successfully fulfilled my wish for a Base Delta Zero.

I wish for the knowledge of what Spin almost said.

[Maximum Spin]

(I know, I looked it up after I wrote my version. )
Granted. You now know that I almost wished you were really a madman, like with pikachu17 and puppyguard, but that would have been redundant.

I wish Madman was really another set of seventeen pikachus.

[Sir Elventide]

Granted, only for you to later regret your wish as all seventeen Pikachus ganged up on you.

I wish to be the greatest forumite in the world.

[Maximum Spin]

You are sent back in time until a point at which you are the only forumite in the world. Then you are killed by a temporally displaced prehistoric Pikachu.

I wish for a herd of balloon cows.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, but they float away.

I wish for my own herd of balloon cows that won't float away.

[pikachu17]

They don't float away. Instead, they drop on you, flattening you.

I wish that I was an emperor.

[Sir Elventide]

Granted. Now you're a half dead corpse sitting on a huge life support machine made of gold while your xenophobic, fanatical, and narrow-minded followers wreak havoc on the galaxy, but hey at least you're a god.

I wish for infinite money.

[pikachu17]

The universe is filled with money, and every living thing suffocates.

I wish that my subjects attacked Mars.

[Coolrune206]

Your subjects beat up that candy bar real good.

I wish for more wishes.

[pikachu17]

Yes, but they are like "I wish I was on fire".

I wish I had a battle axe.

[Paxiecrunchle]

some of the most fanatically loyal and stupid space marines and expendable grunts do, and get utterly slaughtered by being heavily outnumbered and out gunned, BUT CONSIDERING THAT MARS HOUSES THE MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN THE MECHANICUM...the empire falls to civil war, only to be replaced via warp shenanigans with the Imperium from brighthammer https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Setting:Brighthammer_40,000/1st_edition.

I wish I had a monopoly on the sale of all currently existing legal porn in existence.

Flipping Samuria'd 

Wish granted, you get a parasitic living weapon shaped like an axe attached to your left arm, It calls itself battle axe and only want to 'kill, maim destroy, and impregnate' around the world and threatens to cut you into pieces if you do not comply.

I wish that I could fufil some of my life goals this year and be happy while doing so.

[pikachu17]

Yes, but your only life goal is to die while on fire. You die while high, so you are happy while doing so.

I wish my parasitic battle axe was killed.

[Paxiecrunchle]

Granted, It dies after taking control of your nervous system, and fighting a titan made of lava, you survive but with severe burns and a missing arm.

I wish that pikachu17 stopped killing people with fire or assuming that their life goals have anything to do with fire so that I never have to immolate him again for doing so.

[Maximum Spin]

Okay. All of you die in fire, but it wasn't pikachu17's fault this time.

I wish you only wanted fire.