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[pikachu17]

A giant dictionary that only has non-physics related words has momentum. Lots of momentum. It crashes through the walls, and kills you.

I wish that I hadn't made a wish.

[Ultimuh]

Because you didn't make a wish, the wish you granted will affect you instead of the one before you.

I wish I could know exactly how long I have slept after taking a nap. So that I might plan my sleep schedule accordingly.

[Maximum Spin]

You are granted the power of "owning a clock". Use it responsibly.

I wish people would stop making wishes about sleep.

[Sir Elventide]

Now they start wishing about being awake. Forever.

I wish that I was famous for doing good things

[Maximum Spin]

You become famous for doing good things, but then several years later you still die alone and the world is not appreciably better!

I wish the world was appreciably worse.

[Sir Elventide]

Granted, now you're the very first victim of a heightened crime wave.

I wish for the ability to predict the future.

[Maximum Spin]

Granted. You now foresee visions of the heat death of the universe. Constantly.

I wish I had the power to reduce entropy in a closed system by sheer force of will.

[TalonisWolf]

Granted, through sheer force of will you freeze entrophy in place, which translate to halting the very movement of matter and energy itself. The sheer scope of what you did drives you into insanity.

I wish for a plague of Metroids who are loyal to me.

[Madman198237]

Granted, however spacetime, matter, and energy are all still frozen, so they're kinda useless.

I wish that both of the above posters would learn exactly what they were talking about, and realize their mistakes.

[Ultimuh]

Granted. Unfortunately for you however, you personally don't learn from their mistakes.


I wish to forget all the mistakes I have ever made, but in a way that I still have learnt from them so that I may not repeat them.

[wierd]

Granted, in a twisted bit of strange-loop reincarnation, your soul lives out its life, then gets transported backward in time, and reincarnates in exactly your original body, and lives the exact life you just lived, satisfying all aspects of your wish. (You dont technically repeat anything, due to the strange loop nature of the experience. You technically did not exist prior.) You are doomed to this existence for all eternity, but dont worry, you lont remember.

I wish I was special. (but not the shortbus kind)

[Maximum Spin]

Granted. You now have the ability to reduce entropy within a closed system through sheer force of will, which is extremely special.

I wish people wouldn't assume I don't know exactly what I'm wishing for. I also wish for all humans other than me to breathe fire. Not the way a dragon does, but the way they currently breathe air.

[Ultimuh]

Granted? In order to accommodate you making two wishes at once, you are immediately split in two, from top to bottom.
And both wishes are half-way granted.
People now breathe fire and you don't know what you are wishing for.
But you probably don't care because your two halves are likely dead by now.


I wish people would stop trying to cheat or circumvent the wish granting system.
It never really work in their favor any way.

[overseer05-15]

Granted. People become bored with the monotony and the thread gradually dies off.

I wish I wasn't so awful at first-person shooters.

[Eric Blank]

Granted, but youre really just mediocre at best. And people still bitch about you being the worst teammate, because theyre assholes and nothing will ever change that.

I wish there was a cure for assholes