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[Maximum Spin]

Seven angry Godzillas now obey your every command. Even the commands you didn't intend for them. Things get dicey pretty quickly, but they really start going to hell when you get annoyed with someone and unthinkingly shout, "Bite me!".

I wish for six. That's with an 'i'.

[pikachu17]

You now have six eyes. That's with an 'eye'. All of the eyes have been stabbed, and now you are in extreme pain.

I wish my Godzillas only obeyed the commands I intend for them, but still obey the commands I intend for them.

[Maximum Spin]

Your Godzillas only obey the commands you intend for them, and nothing else. When you don't command them they stay perfectly inert. Eventually you inevitably forget to command them to eat, and you don't have any Godzillas anymore. You also get stabbed in the eyes! But that was unrelated.

I wish for four.

[pikachu17]

Shouldn't you be wishing for five? Something is knocking on the door. Don't go out there Maximum Spin! NOOOOO!!!! It was four clones of Jason from Friday the Thirteenth! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish the Jasons stopped chasing me.

[Maximum Spin]

Okay. They stopped chasing you, because the secret fifth one you never saw caught you. You should have gone out the door with me, I pushed right past them and they never even saw me go.

I wish for three.

[pikachu17]

Okay, the Jasons were actually fleeing from three Deep Ones. You ran right into them. How you wish you had simply been killed by the Jasons...

I wish that no one grants Maximum's wish for two, or one, or whatever is after that, because the suspense is getting to me.

[Maximum Spin]

Okay. I wish for zero instead, and the world ends.

Then I wish for two.

(ETA: So for future reference, how much did it bother you that I skipped five?)

[pikachu17]

(I specifically said not to wish for what is after one or two either. And yes it did bother me a bit that you skipped the five. It increased the feeling of dread.)

You get a badge that says "I am 2 today", because you have been turned into a two-year-old.

I wish I had a foam sword.

[Eschar]

You do get a foam sword. It's made of very corrosive nanobot foam.

I wish my wish would not be granted.

[pikachu17]

Your wish is not granted. Instead you are mauled by tigers.

I wish my enemies decided to steal my corrosive foam sword, and then got melted.

[Eschar]

They are melted by the nanobots using their organic matter to make more nanobots. The nanobots start doing this to everything they touch. You are consumed by the gray goo.

I wish to have more wishes.

[Maximum Spin]

Okay. You have more wishes, but the nanobots consume you before you have the chance to use them.

I wish for Eschar to get mauled by tigers again. No hard feelings, Eschar. It was just funny.

(Also, p17, what is after one or two is clearly three. You should have said 'before'. )

[pikachu17]

(Actually, it was clearly negative progression. Before them would be three or four.)

[Maximum Spin]

(I'd buy that if you had said "two or one"! But you said "one or two", so you were already in ascending order.)

[pikachu17]

(What makes you think I said "One or two"?)