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[pikachu17]

Granted, with no corruption, because it's funny!

I wish my sword was like how it was after my first wish, and that my body is like a regular human.

[Stirk]

Granted. It seems that your first wish happened when you were a very young child, therefore your sword doesn't exist yet.

I wish for the power to control the weather.

[pikachu17]

You control the weather, insofar as you can make it rain Cheetos.

[Madman198237]

Your body is like a human, but 100x greater (Law of similar shapes, fool! You are "similar" to a human, but scaled up!) in size, and you die a painful death as gravity crushes your bones to powder. You have earned such a fate for not corrupting the previous wish.

I wish for DEATH.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NINJA'D.
I wish for the above user to get his crap together and post wishes when he's supposed to.

[pikachu17]

Wish granted. I also say sorry.

I wish that I had the ability to make it rain Cheetos.

[Maximum Spin]

Granted. Before long, you become very fat. Statisticians debate whether this makes your body more or less like that of a regular human.

I wish I could think of better wishes.

[pikachu17]

You do. They all involve butter.
I hope the next granting after this will also involve butter.

[Maximum Spin]

Your wish is granted, but you get no butter.
I wish to erase butter from all of spacetime, forever.

[pikachu17]

You do. Now your wish will have to be to re-add butter.

I wish that I had 30 healthy chickens.

[Maximum Spin]

You have 30 healthy chickens, and 9970 more in various stages of health and unhealth, all crammed into your house.

I wish for an icosahedron.

[pikachu17]

(Hey, that wish isn't involving butter!)

[Maximum Spin]

(what is this "butter"? I don't think it exists.)
((you could have given me an icosahedron made of butter if you wanted to be cruel. ))

[pikachu17]

Wish granted. You get an icosahedron made of butter.

I wish butter existed again, so things get butter, like in Elder Scrolls: Oblivion.

[Maximum Spin]

Granted: Butter exists again, in that I have an icosahedron made of it. There is no other butter.

I wish for a cheese wheel and a cheese wedge that combine to make a magic potion.

[TalonisWolf]

Granted, but the potion is a cheap substitute to butter called "Margarine" to slight both you and the butter enthusiasts.

I wish to make butter the official emblem of this thread.

Granted, with no corruption, because it's funny!
[snip]

Is this a case of someone making an already corrupt wish? In that case, wouldn't uncorrupting the wish corrupt the intent of the wish? Did I unleash a Wish Paradox? Tune in next week to find out!