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[King Zultan]

Granted, but you are kept in a cage and studied by scientists, they leave you horribly disfigured and unable to fly, due to the experiments they have performed on you to try to uncover the reason your immortality.

I wish for more hats.

[Mathel]

Granted. Your house is entirely filled with hardhats, while you are asleep.
You can not escape.

I wish that an effective defence against nuclear bombing is created, rendering all nuclear warheads useless.

[spazyak]

Granted, now biological warfare is the preffered form of WMD

I wish we could go to other planets

[Lenglon]

Erm, Granted? Nothing changes, because we can actually do that already. It's just a lil expensive and tricky to get right.

I wish for a flying cat.

[crazyabe]

Granted, Your cat is given a pilot's licence... and crashes into your house at the end of its first, and last flight.

I Wish for a pet human centipede.

[Pearofclubs]

Granted, although it is made up of everyone you've ever loved. It burns through all your money in medical bills and still doesn't make a full first month.

I wish I could savestate and loadstate real life.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, but unknown to you, another entity slowly corrupts your saves. Every time you save and load you open the crack that it peers through a little larger, and a little closer. on your 100th reload it bursts through, finally free, and snaps your neck before you can reload.

I wish I could create hats out of nothing.

[wierd]

Granted. Your nothing hat goes great with your emperor's new clothes. You decide to wear them out on the town, and are promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

I wish I didnt have to work today.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, you don't work. Ever. You become homeless and resort to a life of crime. You are arrested and meet a prisoner wearing no hat on his head.

I wish to be able to create hats out of shells.

[Mathel]

Granted. You are able to create hats out of Elephant tortoise shells and nothing else.

I wish to have a steel exoskeleton.

[spazyak]

Granted, but its not stainless steel so it eventualy rusts till you cannot move

I wish I was a professional programmer

[wierd]

granted, but now you live on coffee and 80 hour work weeks, and are one migraine away from going mass shooter on everyone you work with.

I wish I could fall asleep when I am really tired, instead of staring at the darkness.

[Nakéen]

Granted. You manage to sleep anytime you wish, especially when really tired in the darkness. You no longer have to stare in the darkness, but the reason why you stared at the darkness wasn't the lack of sleepiness, no.

Your subconscious was waiting for the things in the darkness to fall asleep before you did. That night you fell asleep, and never woke up.

I wish for elephants to create a country.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, The elephants create a country and wipe out all other intelligent races.

I wish for the evil elephants to disappear.

[Stirk]

Granted. The evil elephants are now invisible, making them much harder to stop.

I wish for a fancy revolver.