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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1298808 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #24165 on: October 04, 2017, 09:46:22 am »
Granted. Since cthulhu technically doesnt exist, and thus is utterly powerless, this is already true.

I wish for several thousand dollars in cash right now.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #24166 on: October 04, 2017, 10:12:01 am »
Granted. You have several thousand dollars in Johnny Cash clones. They are taking up too much space in your home.

I wish that I was more powerful than Cthulhu is depicted, but without unpleasant side effects.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #24167 on: October 04, 2017, 04:09:23 pm »
Granted. Dagon kills you instead.

I wish people would stop making lovecraft wishes.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #24168 on: October 04, 2017, 08:41:33 pm »
Granted. They wish for other crimes against nature

I wish for a combination kitten and puppy
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #24169 on: October 04, 2017, 08:53:44 pm »
*fistbump puppyguard*

GRANTED. But how does it poop.



I wish for world peace.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #24170 on: October 04, 2017, 08:56:22 pm »
Everyone on earth disappears.

I wish that everyone on earth disappears.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #24171 on: October 04, 2017, 09:09:46 pm »
Quote from: AzyWng on October 04, 2017, 08:56:22 pm
Everyone on earth disappears.

I wish that everyone on earth disappears.
You become blind.

 I wish I could fly.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #24172 on: October 04, 2017, 09:15:22 pm »
You get a one-way plane ticket (Coach).

I wish to steal Dunamisdeos's puppy and all of its toys.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #24173 on: October 05, 2017, 05:27:33 am »
You succeed in the theft, but dead puppies aren't much fun.

I wish we would stop getting hurricanes this year.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #24174 on: October 05, 2017, 08:17:12 am »
Granted, its now deadly blizzard season.

I wish for less shitty weather in general.
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #24175 on: October 05, 2017, 05:17:28 pm »
Granted.

A freak pressure system rolls through, and everyone is now constipated.


I wish for a good laugh.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #24176 on: October 05, 2017, 07:01:49 pm »
Granted. A native from the land of laughia comes to your house. In DnD terms, he is neutral good.

I wish that North Korea attacked first, and was soundly defeated.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #24177 on: October 05, 2017, 07:25:48 pm »
Granted, north korea launches a nuke causing everyone else to fire their nukes and promptly destroying the world.

I wish for the best laugh.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #24178 on: October 05, 2017, 11:21:33 pm »
Quote from: Puppyguard on October 05, 2017, 07:25:48 pm
Granted, north korea launches a nuke causing everyone else to fire their nukes and promptly destroying the world.

I wish for the best laugh.
Granted. Here's your hearty laugh that you can sustain for hours.

I wish that my hair was green.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #24179 on: October 06, 2017, 12:44:51 am »
Granted. Your hair becomes thin strands of solidified vomit.

I wish I became an immortal bird with my original intelligence.
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