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[Stirk]

Granted. However, as you specified that you must be exactly 20 years old forever, you are stuck in a one-second time loop. You continue repeating that one second over for the rest of eternity, unable to do anything. Even think.

I wish people would answer/ask wishes if they are idly chatting in this thread.

[pikachu17]

They do answer wishes. However it is never the wish that they are supposed to grant.

I wish for a tame pet dragon.

[Dunamisdeos]

You look at your desk, and on it is a fishbowl. In the fishbowl is a small goldfish with a little collar that reads "dragon".

I wish for soup.

[GigaGiant]

Granted.  Enjoy your bowl of Dog Liver soup.  It's fresh!

I wish I knew four languages.

[Paxiecrunchle]

Granted, now you know, Klingon, English, Tlingit and Elvish at the cost of your ability to write of course.

I wish people understood physics and biology properly before granting wishes here, some of them flagrantly disregard those sorts of things.

[Stirk]

Granted. But since that would require magic to do instantly (thus being biologically and physically impossible), you are forced to spend the rest of your days educating everyone on this thread about said topics until everyone understands them perfectly. It takes you the rest of your life-each new arrival taking years of effort. As it is said, "Be the change you want to be in the world".

I wish that the Leaders of the United States and North Korea would get into a cage match using Trump's wrestling connections.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, but North Korea cheats by using stimulants to win every match, eventually leading to a nuclear war.

I wish for the granter of this wish to get a free taco.

[GigaGiant]

Granted.  It's delicious.  Thanks for paying the bill.

I wish I owned a mech.

[King Zultan]

Granted but it is only six inches tall and made of plastic.

I wish I had a car.

[Paxiecrunchle]

Granted you wake up to discover yourself in ownership of a badly damaged ford model T.

I wish that  the original anime adaptation of full metal alchemist got a another full season to clean up its plot points like it should have rather than giving us the rushed Conquerer Of Shambala, trash that we got.

[Sir Elventide]

Granted but the adaptation is worse than CoS.

I wish to be a bishonen character.

[Paxiecrunchle]

Granted, but you are also literally two dimensional and now can only live on paper.

I wis the world had ten times more Barack Obama memes.

[Rethi-Eli]

Wish granted, but they're all rather terrible and lack decent spelling and grammar.

I wish for a blanket.

[Mathel]

Granted. Enjoy your XX blanket XX. Its temperature is 200K.

I wish to be cold resistant.

[Stirk]

Granted. You freeze to death trying out your new power. Unaware that you where only immune to the desease.

I wish I the next user's wish would involve lemons.