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[Armok]

Granted, now it updates several times per second for all eternity, this mean nobody can et a complete download.

I wish I could change to my instance in AKQ now.

[Impending Doom]

Granted. You are now the all-powerful, almighty god of blood. You are then overthrown by the god of innovation and the goddess of luck.

I wish I owned a small plot of land on the moon.

[ January 30, 2008: Message edited by: Impending Doom ]

[Helmaroc]

You own a small plot of land on the moon. You have no means to reach it, however, nor enough money to buy a shuttle.

I wish I was the carp god.

[Kashyyk]

wish granted, and in an attempt to stop the carps kiling them, the dwarves gang up and burn you at the stake.

i wish for a planet of my own

[Impending Doom]

Granted. You now own your own planet. It is a barren, airless rock that has absolutely nothing useful on it.

I wish I could get over this cave adaptaton. I'm tired of having to look at the puke all over my yard.  

[Dark]

Your wish has come true! You no longer adapt to caves and stop vomiting when you go outside. However you are now adapted to the outdoors and vomit whenever you go inside.

I wish someone would join my community adventurer.

[ February 01, 2008: Message edited by: Dark ]

[Impending Doom]

oooh, that's an easy wish to corrupt. I'm joining your community adventurer RIGHT NOW! MWUHAHAHA!

I wish I would get over this OUTDOOR adaptation without getting CAVE adaptation again.

[ February 01, 2008: Message edited by: Impending Doom ]

[Armok]

Granted, you are now misadapted to everything.

I wish this forum had 10 times as much traffic whit exactly the same quality.

[Helmaroc]

Granted, but after a while, people get tired of INSTA answers and the lack of personality. Since they cannot lower the quality by complaining or posting weirdness, they just stop posting period. Everyone.

I wish that crossbows fired nails.

[Dark]

Granted! Crossbows now rip your fingernails out of your fingers and fire them whenever you pull the trigger!

I wish a second person would join my community adventure!

[Helmaroc]

Granted. Muahahahah!

I wish tbat people couldn't get fat.

[Armok]

Granted, there is now no way to get hold of fat, and as a little fat is necessary to stay healthy soon everyone dies of [Whatever it is called when you get to little fat].

I wish I could have lots of lucid dreams all the time, and remember them.

[Helmaroc]

Granted. You have all power over your dreams, and remember them all. You construct mighty nations, forge you're own language among the dream-folk, and are worshipped by millions of tiny dream-people. Then, you remember it's all not real, and you commit suicide, trying to get to that dream-world.

I wish for some yummy pop tarts that are  the perfect temperature and are not poisonous.

[Wooty]

the yummy pop tarts are the perfect temperature and not poisioned, but in your haste to achieve breakfast nirvana you spill an entire shaker of salt onto your pop tarts.

I wish I had some fresh ground pepper with my dinner.

[WillNZ]

Granted, someone will be there shortly to pepper spray your face.

I wish The Movies wasn't so lame.