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[Puppyguard]

Granted, the 'cardboard' quickly spirals out of control when subjected to water and the warmth of your residence, quickly devouring you and the surrounding area.

No one will ever grant you wishes ever again.

I wish for the granter of this wish to continue living.

[Mathel]

So, I have to disregard Puppyguard's wish entirely, but as I am not just going to kill myself, it is fulfilled anyway. Also, as it is not considered a wish, it is not corrupted.

I wish that Puppyguard's wishes are granted once more, at no cost to me.

[Madman198237]

It must be denied, for Puppyguard wishes for his wishes to no longer be ignored, therefore by granting your wish we would grant his wish, which is a wish we cannot grant, for he wished this wish and we already granted a wish that wished for him not to be able to wish for such wishes ever again, no matter how many wishes may be wished before his wish was wished and granted.

However, we must grant this wish, for your wishes are not yet being denied. Therefore, your wish is granted but you are forbidden from participating in this thread, for removing you from such a terrible and caustic environment can only be beneficial to yourself, meaning it is not a cost, but an added benefit.


I wish for a paradox.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, you shoot your grandfather in the past, before you are born and disappear from time.

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It must be denied, for Puppyguard wishes for his wishes to no longer be ignored, therefore by granting your wish we would grant his wish, which is a wish we cannot grant, for he wished this wish and we already granted a wish that wished for him not to be able to wish for such wishes ever again, no matter how many wishes may be wished before his wish was wished and granted.

However, we must grant this wish, for your wishes are not yet being denied. Therefore, your wish is granted but you are forbidden from participating in this thread, for removing you from such a terrible and caustic environment can only be beneficial to yourself, meaning it is not a cost, but an added benefit.

I never wished to have my wishes returned, so your paradox would fall apart.

I wish that all wishing connections would be linked with ALL bay12 users, permanently, but if one is broken it is instantly fixed, as that would break the thread otherwise.

[pikachu17]

The wishing connections are linked with All Bay12 users. ALL OF THEM. Even the ones who don't go on this thread. When people talk to them, they can't think of anything to say, other than wishing connections, as that is all their brains link to the Bay12 user.

I wish for a regular good-tasting (but not so good that I never eat again.) pizza.

[Paxiecrunchle]

Granted you eat a delicious pepperoni pizza the cheese was in poor condition and it gives you minor indexes toon afterwards.


I wish puppyguard was banned from making wishes for the next three days.

[Sir Elventide]

Granted but now you cannot wish for anything for the next three days because he wished the same thing for you.

I wish for a mansion

[Paxiecrunchle]

OOC: did he now? Oh well, I suppose that's fair.

[Sir Elventide]

OOC: Just kidding, though it wouldn't surprise me if he did.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, but it's full of giant snakes!

OOC: I don't think you can actually remove wishing ability because that would break the thread, wouldn't it? The whole purpose of my last wish was to prevent that.

I wish for paxiecrunchle to receive a cookie.

[Derpy Dev]

Granted, but the cookie is poisoned, and you are arrested for this malicious act of cookie sabotage.

I wish for somebody to open this spoiler:

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boopity doo

[Paxiecrunchle]

Granted, but the cookie is poisoned, and you are arrested for this malicious act of cookie sabotage.

I wish for somebody to open this spoiler:

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Mothra eats pickles

Granted, I read it, but it's no longer the same in my quote.

I can't wish for anything right now.

[Derpy Dev]

Granted, you...

Um...

Hmm...

I wasn't prepared for that. Gomn dad it.

I wish to be prepared for future scenarios like that.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, if you cannot wish for anything then you can only wish for nothing.
You get a note in the mail with the words 'nothing' written on it.

I wish I was all-seeing without bad side effects to my body.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. You can see everything, regardless of obstructions. You can literally see and comprehend every detail of an object or creature, inside and out, with perfect clarity. You witness the entirety of the universe every second. And you cant turn it off.

I wish my puppy was comfier.