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[TalonisWolf]

They never went extinct, allowing them to become a new vector for diseases as European Royalty adopt and domesticate them as pets. Millions die to the White Plague, including many who became notable minds in our timeline- progress is delayrd by almost two centuries.

I wish for a newspaper.

[King Zultan]

Granted, a newspaper flies in to our windscreen as your driving and obscures your view, making you miss the turn and crash in to a guardrail.

I wish I had a baked potato.

[Paxiecrunchle]

 Granted a steaming hot baked potato magically appears in your dress/pants/directly above you if you happen to be naked, have fun.

I wish I had a living pet myotragus who was immune to all terrestrial diseases and the proper permits to own such an adorable animal.

[CABL]

Granted, but aliens steal your myotragus. You'll never see your pet again.

I wish for something completely ridiculous, but totally awesome, like Reptiloid Mecha Kim Chen Un With A Flamethrower.

[TalonisWolf]

You die an ridiculous yet totally awesome death that inspires generations to come.

I wish for a peaceful, inconsequential, permanent death.

[Mathel]

Granted. You get it for all your friends and family. Right NOW.

I wish to have a pet ankylosaurus with all nescessary permits, who is immune to all diseases and repels thieves. Even extraterrestrial thieves and zoologist thieves.

[Ultimuh]

Granted. But nature itself won't allow such a thing to exist. A massive earthquake swallows up you and your pet Anykosaurus. And everyone else in your area as well.


I wish for complete control over natural forces.

[DolosusDoleus]

Granted. You gain complete control over all the earth's natural forces within this 1x1x1 cardboard box. Try not to break it, once it's been opened or destroyed you won't have that control anymore. Enjoy!

I wish for the ability to do perfect celebrity impressions.

[Twinwolf]

Granted. Paparazzi hound you every moment of your life, unable to distinguish you from their true targets. On the bright side, when you die you'll blow that whole thing with 2016 and dying celebrities out of the water.

I wish that I could read at super speed and retain full comprehension of what I've read.

[Paxiecrunchle]

Granted, however as a result of your visual accuoity and reading comprehension skill tress being maxed out some points had to be taken from your "recalling sounds skill tree" so that you now almost never rember and any auditory conversations you will have in the future, and any conversations between TV characters? Forgotten unless your watching with subtitles.


I wish, I wish that everyone except me was a lungfish.

[bloop_bleep]

Granted. Everybody but you vanishes. Now you can make any statement about everybody but you and it will still be true.

I wish that every animal in the world gained sentience.

[Sir Elventide]

Granted but since sentience isn't the same as sapience, your fantasy about animals creating their own civilizations becomes more like animals everywhere becoming self aware enough to tell their reflections from themselves and turns out to be boring.

I wish that I can defeat Goku

[Stirk]

Granted. You can defeat Goku at checkers. It isn't even hard.

I wish for a really really really really really really really really really really really really really big gun.

[Ultimuh]

Granted.
Your really really really really really really really really really really really really really big gun can be found in another galaxy. But it is yours if you can get it.


I wish North Korea's government would end itself.

[Madman198237]

Granted. NK annihilates itself by firing nuclear missiles at the US. All but one gets shot down, but that one missed and lands in Japan.

Millions die in a mini nuclear winter as the US turns NK into a glass parking lot.


I wish for a electron tunneling microscope.