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[Puppyguard]

Granted, but your posts become indecipherable to all but yourself.

I wish I could create food out of thin air that was actually nutritious and tasty.

[Enemy post]

Granted, but you don't know where in the world the food is.

I wish I had a pet dinosaur.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, but it's taken away for scientific experiments.

I wish I was a tree. That could eat people.

[Mathel]

Granted. You are now a tree, which slowly absorbs anything organic touching it. You are soon cut down with inorganic axes and burnt.

I wish to have a functional and connected second pair of eyes in the back of my skull, and to not lose any other part of my body to get them.

[Paxiecrunchle]

Granted,  you now have a functional set of eyes on the back of your head, however they are very large and required the remodeling of your skull to attach propperly leading to you being in pain and having difficulty seeing during the day, in addition they occasionally shoot out small electrical arcs, making you deed a fire hazard and forever to Like inside a metal box, but you gain fame and a cult following, so theirs that.

 I wish someone wealthy made a 6,000$ donation to me, for a legal and not morally dubious reason, and that that donation would be in funds that I can currently using my own country and that those funds are not covered in poison.

[Paxiecrunchle]

Granted,  you now have a functional set of eyes on the back of your head, however they are very large and required the remodeling of your skull to attach propperly leading to you being in pain and having difficulty seeing during the day, in addition they occasionally shoot out small electrical arcs, making you deed a fire hazard and forever to Like inside a metal box, but you gain fame and a cult following, so theirs that.

 I wish someone wealthy made a 6,000$ donation to me, for a legal and not morally dubious reason, and that that donation would be in funds that I can currently us in my own country and that those funds are not covered in poison.

[wierd]

Granted. You contract a rare disorder, and are forced to use GoFundMe to get treatment. The most you get is 6k from a fairly wealthy person, who wants to use you as a research subject for a particularly scary experimental treatment.

I wish people on earth would stop being selfish, short-sighted assholes.

[Paxiecrunchle]

Granted now the world is full of intelligent, Farseeing Assholes, which results in chess become a national sport, nuclear weapons proliferation going exponential, and xanatos speed chess becoming a daily part of life.

I wish I had the ability to heal any wound, and cure any viral disease.

[Mathel]

Granted. You can heal any wound and cure any viral disease, but all magic comes at a price.

If you are healing or curing someone else, you inflict whatever you just rid him/her of on yourself.
If you are healing or curing yourself, you inflict the wound or disease on a random living human closely related to you.

I wish I am not closely enough related to Paxiecrunchle.

[Paxiecrunchle]

Granted,  you're now is genetically distant from me as it is possible to get while still being a life form on the planet earth you are now a sulfer eating colony of archaea.

I wish racism and sexism disappeared.

[Enemy post]

Granted, everyone is dead.

I wish we lived in a world where everything is the same, except fidget spinners are always green.

[Paxiecrunchle]

Granted,  however they have obtained the green coloration through being coated with  exceptionally toxic paint, this  crashes great portion of the ...toy?....industry causing widespread unhappiness for a year or two.

I wish that everyone became sapient cockroaches, but this time with the fish and lungs appropriately sized for their bodies.

[Sir Elventide]

Granted but because few if any people wish to become cockroaches in the first place, everyone killed themselves to end the misery.

I wish to become a real boy!

[Mathel]

Granted. You are now a 3 year old human boy. FOREVER.

With the appropriate physical and mental stats for a 3 year old human male.


I wish to be biologicaly permanently 21 years old.

[Stirk]

Granted! You are 21 years old, biological, forever.

Unfortunately for you, those are Pluto years. On earth, you would be biologically 5208 years old, and promptly turn into dust.

I wish for JUSTICE!