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[Derpy Dev]

You get Radioactive Exploding Zombie Cancer from drinking their Radioactive Exploding Zombie Cow Milk.

I wish more people would watch Grimoire of Zero so I have someone to talk to about it.

[Mathel]

Granted. 2 more people watch Magical book of Null. One of them in currently on Antarctica, the other on the ISS.

I wish to own the titular book.

[Paxiecrunchle]

Granted,  however in obtaining "the titular book "new" selling and spending everything you own and are now a pauper with a fancy book.

I wish everyone was as handsome as me.

[Dunamisdeos]

Everyone is now you. Every consciousness on earth, be it man or animal, is now ensconced in your brain. Enjoy.

I wish for pie.

[Ultimuh]

Granted. You get pie in your pants. Everyone stares and laughs at you. Truly, this is your most embarrassing moment in your life.


I wish time itself, everything, just stopped.

[Paxiecrunchle]

OOC: does that count as an ungrantable wish?

[Mathel]

Granted. It stopped for 10000 years. Then it resumed. As you were paused as well, you did not notice.

I wish to own a Charizard inside a pokéball.

[wierd]

Granted. You have a fire breathing lizard the size of a small dog, crammed into a small hollow orb the size of a tennis ball. It dies horribly from suffocation and internal bleeding from being compacted.

I wish we found out what dark matter is.

[Derpy Dev]

Granted. When you and all others viewing this thread were babies, a mysterious stranger told us what dark matter is. This is what you get for using past tense.

I wish for a Kleenex.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, you get a kleenex. It is located in the other end of town. In a store. You have to buy it.


I wish for food.
ᴺᵒᵗᵉ ᵗᵒ ˢᵉˡᶠ: ᴰᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ᵃⁿʸ ʷᶦˢʰᵉˢ ʷʰᵉⁿ ʰᵘⁿᵍʳʸ.

[wierd]

Granted. Your balut is fresh, warm, and crunchy.

I wish we could have a whisky machine at work like they used to have in the 50s.

[Mathel]

Granted. You have the mashine at work. It is permanently empty though.

I wish that all people have crude telekinesis (That is, they can move any "whole object" they can see, relative to them. But not a part of it separatly from the rest.). Conservation of momentum applies.

[Paxiecrunchle]

Granted they can move entire objects...but only within visual range when people try abnd lift each other they often end up skinning each other alive my making one persons body and skin move at different speeda(because you can only see the surface and many things inculding people are not solid objects) a human skin counts as a "whole object".

I wish that humanity gains access to functional, useful nuclear fusion power (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_fusion https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fusion_power) and that simetaneuosly all coal and oil(but not their products) vanish overnight. This should lead to a better world, no?

[overseer05-15]

The removal of coal and oil causes major instability in the earth's crust, causing major earthquakes, and destroying the new nuclear fusion plants, vaporizing more than half the world while the remainder crumbles to dust.

I wish for a magic wand.

[Mathel]

Granted. You gained the Wand of Lubrication. It magically shoots streams of oil.

I wish a paper, with the knowledge about making cold fusion written on it, to suddenly appear 0,5 cm above the top of my computer screen.