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[Mathel]

Granted, you have an empty box made of raspberries.

I wish that i would own a fish of doom.

[CABL]

Granted. The fish gives you the same effect as a Pariah dog from Fallout 2...

I wish to sound like Skeletor.

[CABL]

By my sweaty hand, I raise thee from thy grave, thread!

Forget about my old wish, let's start again.

I wish that the next post was in German.

[Mathel]

"in German"

Edit:It was just "in German" but then I changed it.

I wish to own a copy of the Necronomicon.

[Madman198237]

Congratulations, you now possess a copy of an evil book of sorcery!

By the way, it possesses you just as much as you possess it.


I wish for internet that does not randomly shut down.

[Derpy Dev]

Granted. Your internet randomly explodes instead.

I wish for a Snickers bar.

[Mathel]

Granted. As you have not specified what you wish for it, the Snickers Bar gets sentience. It snickers.

I wish to meet Sun Wu Khung.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You get monkey punched.

I wish all diseases could infect all species.

[Mathel]

Granted. Everyone dies from a weak insect disease.

I Wish to not gave autocorrupt installed.

[hops]

Granted, you get manually corrupted instead.

I wish for the best hotdog ever.

[CABL]

Granted, but it's so unbelievably good, that your taste receptors don't feel any other food. Only if someone made an even better hot-dog. Also, my wish will be in German.

Ich wunsche fur ein Schwarzer Tee Tasse mit Zitrone*.


((*I can't do certain German letters on my keyboard, unfortunately...))

[hops]

Erfüllt, aber er ist so heiß, dass dein Gesicht hat geschmolzen.

I wish I could actually learn more German instead of being bad at it despite living in Germany.

[Mathel]

Granted. But you forget english in the process.

I wish to have adamantium plate armor suit.  With a thick gambeson under it.

[Ultimuh]

Granted. It is however, heavier than you would have imagined. And you crash down whenever you attempt to take a step while wearing it.

I wish for an Elven Mithril chainmail shirt.

[Madman198237]

Granted.

It is, however, a mithril shirt sized for a child's doll, and you can't manipulate the metal to make it into anything else. It is worthless to you.


I wish for Anduril. Though Glamdring would also be acceptable.