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[Baffler]

Granted. As you are made (primarily) of meat, it doesn't take long for you to become a piece of terrain.

I wish I was a better golfer.

[CABL]

Granted, but now you suck at every other type of sport.

I wish I was Courier from Fallout: New Vegas, and that I've had 100 skill points in each skill and 10 SPECIAL points in each attribute.

[Ultimuh]

Granted. You are literally stuck in the Fallout New Vegas game, with no way to escape your digital confines.

I wish for the next person to grant a wish, to be literally stuck in a video game as well.

[CABL]

Granted, but I'll take you with me, because I'm the motherfucking genie!

I wish that we (Ultimuh and me) got stuck inside a video game. Ride to Hell: Retribution, to be specific.

[Mathel]

Granted. Ultimuh controls Jake's left side, CrocAndBearLover controls Jake's right side. Every time you finish the game or get a game over, you are forced to start it from the beginning.

I wish the two of you to get out of the game without me or any person I know being put in there.

[Derpy Dev]

Granted, but every person you don't know gets put in the game.

I wish that we could just destroy that freaking game.

[CABL]

Granted, but now Eutechnyx (or however the developer is called) releases new, even more horrible franchise called "Hellriders", and the name of the first name is revealed to be "Hellriders: Vengeance".

I wish that the next post will contain some pseudo-philosophical bullshit.

[Derpy Dev]

Do you really NEED Pseudo-Philosophical BS? Or has society manipulated you to the point of making you think you need it?

I wish for a regular carton of eggs.

[Ultimuh]

Granted. You drop it on the ground, and all eggs are broken.

I wish for food, any food. As long as it doesn't kill me, or make me sick.

[CABL]

Granted. You get a human meat chunk. The police somehow manages to learn that you ate human meat, so they arrest you for cannibalism.

I wish for a hot-dog from a real dog.

[Mathel]

Granted. But it tastes terrible. Also those intestines, into which the minced meat is stuffed were not cleaned beforehand.

I wish for the next poster to be the one that serves said hot-dog.

[Ultimuh]

Woof woof dawg. I mean granted.
YOU are part the mystery ingredients in that hot-dog.


I wish for more human-based food in the next couple of wishes. However I and anyone I care about won't be part of said foods.

[Derpy Dev]

Granted. A cloning factory is made that mass produces copies of you and those you love and makes them into food. Technically they aren't your family members, they are copies of your family members.

I wish for a cake to be made from this factory.

[Stirk]

Granted. Buildings are difficult to eat-even when backed skillfully into a cake-and contain 0% human flesh!

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[Dunamisdeos]

o k .

I wish for a box of raspberries.