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[Mathel]

Granted. They are made of dream sheep wool and having them on causes narcolepsy.

I wish to have rock socks.

[Stirk]

Granted. Your pet rock has a lovely pair of socks. So lovely that someone kidnaps it when you have your back turned!

I wish for socks for all my guns!

[Derpy Dev]

Granted, but the socks go over the barrels, making it impossible to use the guns without bullets tearing through the glorious socks.

I wish you could like posts on the Bay12forums.

[Ultimuh]

Granted. Bay12forums becomes Facebook.


I wish wish for most social media to perish. Not all of them, just the ones with toxic communities.

[heydude6]

Granted. Extremist groups (you pick whichever one you prefer) consider all social media platforms with communities that do not agree to absolutely everything they say to be toxic, so they perish. Good bye Bay12, and Facebook, and almost every site in existence.

I wish there was no such thing as extremism

[CABL]

Granted, but it only affects mortal normal people. Gods Governments can be as extreme and oppressive as they want...

I wish that I had the powers to slow down and speed up the time.

[Mallos]

Granted, but it only affects mortal normal people. Gods Governments can be as extreme and oppressive as they want...

I wish that I had the powers to slow down and speed up the time.

Granted, but it only happens at random intervals when you sleep. After a brief nap, you wake up to a wretched and polluted Earth where you are the last living human, and soon die of CO2 poisoning.

I wish that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished that I wished^^3.14

[Ultimuh]

Your wish will be granted once you finish wishing your wish.



I wish for decent programming knowledge and skill.
Not expert or masterful, just good enough for whatever work needs to be done.

[Lenglon]

Granted. You learn JUST enough to be able to do basic programming tasks. of course, that's not hireable as a skill in any major company, not enough in-depth knowledge to actually hack anything or to build anything from the ground up independently, not enough to actually put it to use. just enough to show you everything you DONT know, and that you CANT do. Just a slight taste, to properly appreciate how completely and utterly useless you are.

Granted, you are now the main character of Sailor Nothing. Have fun 

((I hadn't known about that until you posted this. So I proceeded to break out google and find out what this was.

Thank you for pointing me to a story worth reading. I enjoyed the experience. Of course, it might have failed as a corruption . I'm not all that satisfied with my life after all, much like a number of other Bay12ers.))

I wish I had a pet talking cat with near-human intelligence as a friend.

[Mathel]

Granted. But while it has near-human intelligence. It does not have a human personality. It constantly gets you in trouble by buying stuff from your internet bank account. And since it is slightly more intelligent than the most intelligent human, it can easily guess any password you are able to remember.

I wish to be able to teleport to places I have been to by taking a step through extra dimensions.

[Derpy Dev]

Granted, but those extra dimensions are full of monsters. Have fun.

I wish that Flamehorses didn't die.

[DolosusDoleus]

Granted. Your flamehorses are doomed to be burned alive forever, in constant agony. You monster.

I wish that I could sleep for more than 6 hours every night.

[flabort]

Granted. Whenever you fall asleep, you are asleep for 22 hours, but can fall asleep at the drop of a hat.

I wish more people would click the link in my signature about helping me with a game I'm planning.

[Derpy Dev]

Granted, a monstrous tidal wave of trolls rushes in and destroys the Rollers Block thread.

I wish I had a swimming pool full of sharks that I could throw unwanted guests into.

[Mathel]

Granted. But you have to take care of the sharks as well as feed them when no unwanted guests are available.

I wish to have a portal to the meat dimension from p4.