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[Lenglon]

Granted, I get to be a fairy eternally dancing on the wind.

I wish to share my 'curse' with a friend.

[Stirk]

Granted. You now spread your fairyness via bite. It is an incredibly painful transformation and everyone who you transform is given the impulse to spread the infection further, creating a sort of fairy zombie Apocalypse. The people manage to fight off the faeries, but at great cost.

I wish that nobody would click this link.

[CABL]

Granted.
- Never gonna give you up,
 never gonna let you down,
 never gonna run around, and desert you!
 Never gonna make you cry,
 never gonna say goodbye,
 never gonna tell a lie, and hurt you!

I wish that nobody would click this link.

[Mathel]

Granted. Odysseus of Ithaki pressed it.

I wish that people (but not bay12ers) could change things by changing their writing. (Like turning RL dogs to hogs by switching "d" for "h")

[CABL]

Granted. People abuse that power so much, that all the dogs were turned into hogs, and now only Bay12ers can stop normal people's rampage.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Bay12ers fail at it rather horribly

I wish for a docile deathclaw as my pet.

((My previous link wasn't leading to rickroll, guys. it was Thriller by MJ.

[CABL]

*CrocAndBearLover casts Resurrect Thread*

Sorry for double post and thread resurrection, but I don't want the thread to die yet. Ignore my previous wish (I should've included a link to Fallout wiki, so you would know what Deathclaw is) and focus on my new one.

I wish that the German grammar wouldn't be so fucking hard to memorize.

[SOLDIER First]

Granted. It is now impossible to memorize at all.

I wish Deathclaws existed!

[flabort]

Granted. Using "Existed" as past tense, because they were all wiped out by anthropomorphic talking animals lead by a lion god.

I wish genies were allowed to grant each others wishes.

[CABL]

Granted, but now the mortal beings can't wish for wishes from genies.

I wish that the next post would contain WH40K joke.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, but you are mortal and I don't grant wishes to mortals.
Also, genies are magical beings and therefore likely demons. Dealing with them is heresy.
The Imperium has been notified.

I wish to undo the wish grant made from the previous genie.

[CABL]

Granted, but I steal your genie powers. Don't worry, you'll get them back after 5 new posts in the thread.

I wish for grisha5 cult to be banned from Bay12 Forums.

[Mathel]

Granted. grisha5 cult (whoever they are) are banned for 5 minutes. When they come back, they bring the cult of Sirius with them.

I wish to have the ability to jump 10m high and not take damage from falling or landing from such height.

[PaPaj]

Granted,but when you fall from more then 10m height you instantly break your legs

I wish to have the ability to regenerate health like wolverine

[Madman198237]

Granted!

You have a health bar constantly floating over your head, and whenever you are injured it turns partway from green to red. Then it starts to fill up again!
However, you don't actually heal any physical damage to yourself when it fills the bar up.

I wish that Planetary Arms Race would be real life.

[Rethi-Eli]

Wish granted. When Planetary Arms Race is renamed Real Life, people don't even know what it is.

I wish grisha5 can come back again