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[Derpy Dev]

Granted, but to make up for the extra pay, they have to invest in something less expensive: child labor.

I wish that I had a box that was bigger on the inside.

[Khan Boyzitbig]

Granted, its Pandora's Box. Dare you open to see for yourself

I wish for flying danishes.

[Stirk]

Granted! Flying Danish people are now yours! The quickly escape from your cruel grasp using their powers of flight, calling down the police on your location.

I wish the next user would grant this wish in the form of a poem!

[heydude6]

Granted. Unfortuantely it's a modern poem that doesn't even rhyme. You get it?

I wish no one ever reads the transparent text I've hidden in this post.

[Lenglon]

Granted. Unfortuantely it's a modern poem that doesn't even rhyme. <color=transparent>You get it?</color>

I wish no one ever reads the transparent text I've hidden in this post.

Granted, they read it in my quote or in the reply box that shows formatting tags instead.

I wish I had good internet access no matter where I was.

[RAM]

Granted, but it ceased to be transparent and hidden when it was selected/quoted.

Granted, there is now a growth in your brain that grants you instant access to the internet from anywhere. Unfortunately, you cannot turn it off, and it publishes everything that you ever do to a popular site. Thus erasing your privacy(and any finances that you demonstrate how to access) and driving you insane from the endless stream of lolcats and weird fetishes that it downloads hen you stop concentrating on it.

I wish for mental ability sufficient to make a wish that cannot be corrupted.

[heydude6]

Granted, the thread dies

I wish I could finally rest.

[Tymewalk]

Granted. You rest forever, which doesn't mean that you die, it just means you miss everything instantly.

I wish I could walk on water.

[Mathel]

Granted. Water in any state is now solid for you, allowing you to walk on it. You also can no longer drink water and die of dehydration.

I wish to be unable to say untruths, allowing me to do research by testing what I can say.

[Lenglon]

Granted. But this limitation applies to all languages, past and future, spoken, written, and gestures. anything that has ever been used to communicate or ever will be used to communicate, at all, at any point in all of time.
You become completely paralyzed and are reduced to a vegetative state.

I wish I could shapeshift at will.

[CABL]

Granted. You can only shapeshift to the tiny fly form, and only to the tiny fly form.


I wish that the next post will contain some truly American picture.

[Stirk]

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Granted, but they are done in a foreign artstyle.

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I wish that I could get back into a normal sleep cycle!

[Mathel]

Granted. You can get to a normal sleep cycle, but you will not, because there are more interesting things than sleeping.

I wish I could not say untruths in my native language only. (Czech)

[RAM]

It turned out that most truths were actually unknowable, sadly, to correct the paradox of the Czech language containing the unknowable, the language itself became unknowable, thus impossible to understand, even by the speaker. To make matters worse, all the excess flashood energy was dumped onto your other speech, making your utterances in other languages complete gibberish of mismathed words struggling to be as isolated from reality as possible.

I wish that I could make riddles that are clever, difficult, and entertaining.

[heydude6]

Granted, unfortunately they aren't original and people end up just googling the answer

I wish I had as much time as I needed.