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[crazyabe]

Granted; News comes out that Deviant: the Renegades, only includes rules for playing a gay character.


I Wish I Had a Bottle of Stirk on my desk.

[Lenglon]

Granted. It shoots first. It also shoots last. There was a large amount of shooting in between. You were unarmed.

I wish for a bottle of good luck.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, but a leprechaun steals it when you're not looking.

I wish for the granter of this wish to get a pizza.

[Mathel]

Granted. I ate it yesterday.

I wish that gain ownership of a literal gold mine.

[Khan Boyzitbig]

Granted its a solid gold plated anti-personnel mine, its live and below your feet.

I wish to visit the Sirius star system.

[RAM]

The Solar system teleports to Sirius, the mass of the Sirius system is condensed into The Sun and results in a shorter, more intense light. The brief visit ends after approximately .000001 seconds, and the addiional mass comes with. The fact that it occured is fascinating, but the only significant difference is that much of Earth is now uninhabitable and the rest is uncomfortably warm all the time. Oh, and Sirius no longer exists as an entity.

I wish that a "karate chop" to the back of the neck, and similar non-lethal, otherwise-harmless unconsciousness-inducing attacks in media, as well as all those otherwise-inconsequential temporary-disabling attacks, such as a bullet to the leg or shoulder, worked in non-fiction as portrayed in media.

[Mathel]

Granted. Crime rate all over the world rises, as robbers no longer have to fear that they accidentaly kill their victim and be tried for murder, as the unconsciousness inducing attacks are guaranteed to only stun and are mostly performed from behind.

I wish that bullet of lesser caliber than 20mm would not be able to pierce adult human skull.

[Derpy Dev]

Wish granted. Because of this, guns are no longer an efficient way of killing people, and chainsaws are used instead. Many are assaulted in back alleys by chainsaw-wielding madmen.

I wish that the bay12forums corrupt-a-wish thread gave users the power to grant the wishes of others, just not their own.

[Eric Blank]

granted, but nobody gets them right.

I wish my laptop wasn't such a piece of shit.

[Mathel]

Granted. It is a lump of dirt instead.

I wish that I could conjure swords.

[CABL]

Granted. You can only summon them above your head, though. Don't get your head sliced in half!

I wish for a +golden figurine of Freddie Mercury+.

[crazyabe]

Granted, you now have a statue of golden freddie, which crashes the real world.


I Wish Freddy Fazbear's pizza's would open all around the world.

[RAM]

Umm, done? I mean, only simulated on computers, but then again, all of existence is just a process thus not really any different from a simulation on a computer...

I wish that I was a where.

[DolosusDoleus]

Granted, you are now the word "where". Specifically, this one ------> where.

I wish for a custom israeli combat shotgun.

[Eric Blank]

granted, but its primary customization is completely lacking the mechanisms for firing and loading it.

I wish I was paid more for this stupid job