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[Lenglon]

Granted.

I wish I knew japanese.

[MrLurkety]

Granted. You know every word in Japanese, except when you are talked to or talking to someone in Japanese.
I wish that the next wish was to have a uncomfortable wish.

[heydude6]

Granted

I wish I McLurkety would sit on an extremely uncomfortable chair.

[Mathel]

Granted. But when he finds out how uncomfortable it is, he places it in heydude6's house and buys a new one.

I wish to have the ability to turn into a fish and back.

[CABL]

Granted. You've been eaten by a pike (the fish, not the weapon) when you tried to swim in a lake.

I wish to not have any wishes for the next 5 turns.

[Tymewalk]

Granted. Turns aren't explicitly defined in the game's rules, so I'll interpret them as lifetimes of the universe in which the game exists in.

See you in 5 heat deaths!


I wish that the genie was less of a pedant.

[NRDL]

Granted. Genie is less of a pedant by the smallest unit of measurement imaginable, to the point that calling it negligible is like calling the universe big.

I wish guns didn't exist, and that all violent confrontations would be handled purely through hand to hand combat.

[Imic]

Granted. Swords are now used widely, and anarchy breaks out.
I wish that swords were used more often, and that I would die an inglorious death in battle.

[Mathel]

Granted. But you die not by sword, but by a random root on the ground jamming into your eye and brain.

I wish to have to best sword.

[Stirk]

Granted. You get the best looking sword for decorative purposes.

I wish that NRDL would be punished for trying to get rid of guns!

[CABL]

Granted. An anvil falls on his head, but he's still alive, somehow.

I wish for Borealum!

[Tymewalk]

Granted. The genie has no prior knowledge of Borealum, and assumes you want a screaming angry man leaping into the air, as that was what was displayed in the video.


I wish that guns and stuff were allowed again.

[Doubloon-Seven]

Guns are legal, in everything! Too bad all of the ones you have are jammed and rusted ones from the eighteenth century.

I wish for a speck of dust.

[crazyabe]

Granted, You inhale the Who planet and choke to death.


I Wish to have Doubloon-seven's head on a platter.

[Stirk]

Granted. It is still connected to the rest of his very living body, and he angrily takes the platter with him when he leaves.

I wish that Deviant: The Renegades would come out already.