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[CABL]

Granted. The fight turns into weird, creepy-ass porn in the middle of it.

I wish Microsoft Sam was a real human bean, and that he was able to say "soi" correctly.

[Lord_lemonpie]

Granted. Combining the genetics of beans and humans, microsoft sam has been transformed into a living organism... of sorts. A fleshy, plant like being. Happy now?

I wish there were more beds at this swimming pool.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, beds are moved to the edge of swimming pools, and the world's population drops to 15,376 people after everyone rolls into the water and drowns.

I wish for old grizzly bears to maul Mathel from this timeline and dimension, without affecting anyone else.

[heydude6]

Granted, he gets mauled by a grizzly bear but survives due experimental cyborg technology. He comes back as robocop and hunts you down for making that wish.

I wish I had awesome cyborg powers

[Puppyguard]

Granted, but you're evil and have to duel mathel. You both fight in a nuclear reactor and end up destroying the world.

I wish for a puppy.

[CABL]

Granted. It's a giant demonic puppy. It rips your legs off and then shakes your head with its teeth until there's nothing but your skull.

((ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?! STOP WISHING FOR THE PUPPIES, YOU SEXY NECKBEARD!))

I wish that the next post will contain a picture of a cabbage cart.

[Mathel]

Granted. ((height=800, width=8; I love HTML)) <|-:DC

I wish to have said bear's paws for dinner tomorrow.

[CABL]

Granted. But since your neighbour is a necromancer, he animated the paws right when you want to bite off a bit from paw. You die from teared throat and mouth cavities.

I wish that the next post will have picture of some beautiful landscape.

[Mallos]

Granted.

Spoiler: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder... (click to show/hide)

I wish for California to fall into the ocean already.

[Imic]

Granted. It takes the rest of America with it.
I wish that my species would hurry up and pick me up off this gpancestor forsaken planet.

[CABL]

Granted. Humans leave the Earth via spaceships. Unfortunately, a lot of spaceships were lost in hyperspace while trying to reach the other star. Spaceship with you on board of it is one of those.

I wish that the next post would contain a picture of A REALLY UGLY LANDSCAPE.


((I'm just tryin' to be a munchkin.))

[crazyabe]

Granted, heres a picture of your backyard:
Though you could just look out the window...


I Wish for the next post to contain the right to bear arms.

[Lenglon]

Granted.

I wish Crazyabe's right arm was a bear.

[CABL]

Granted. The bear constantly spews out bear puns in the Ancient Egyptian language. It's quite unbearable!

I want this theme to become my personal battle theme. It'll play every time I engaged in ANY conflict.

((I thought crazyabe will post something beautiful instead...))

[MrLurkety]

Granted, but it's always played at a really high pitch and merged with the girliest song currently in the world.
I wish that my wish wasn't granted.
Yes, I know that I just created a paradox.