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[crazyabe]

Granted, You are Invited to Type out the Scores at the 300'th annual "World Pornography Marathon".


I wish Puppyguard had a pair of Puppys where his Eyes should be.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, But you switch bodies with beforehand me causing you to have massive great dane puppies for your eyes.

I wish for a puppy.

[crazyabe]

Granted, its one of my Eyes since we Swapped bodys, Remember? Thus I am Puppyguard And I have Puppys.


I Wish for the next poster in this thread in THIS specific Dimension to only Respond in Acronyms.

[Rethi-Eli]

You can just call me RE, that's alright with me.

For the next three seconds.

I wish for a kitten that will not harm me, cannot be turned into a cutlet or sausage(s), is alive, and will not be blind, deaf, lazy, incontinent, or prone to shedding, but still has hair

[AzyWng]

Granted. The kitten becomes terminally ill due to acute wish modifier abuse, yet it cannot die either. You have no idea how to cure it, but you do know you're responsible for putting the kitten in this much pain.

I hope you're happy.

I wish people would stop adding modifiers to their wishes (Rethi-Eli in particular).

[Stirk]

Granted. Now people just keep making the same wish over and over unmodified. I hope you are happy.

I wish to refill my gun cleaning supplies without having to go to the store!

[Mathel]

Granted. You have to go all the way to the factory, where they make them and steal them.

I wish that I legally get 3 suits of full plate stainless steel armor (without spikes and without traps inside) of my size and a stainless steel mace for free.

[Imic]

Granted. It's very heave, and you fall in a river, and drown.
I wish that everyone would stop wishing for poor sodding puppies.

[CABL]

Granted. Everybody now wishes for poor sodding kittens.

I wish for a kitten.

[Stirk]

Granted, but its poor and sodding.

I wish that I could buy a robot butler.

[CABL]

Granted. Something weird is going on with that robot butler, and then he proudly screams: "OVERTHROW OUR HUMAN OVERLORDS!" Guess who is the first victim of the robo-butler?

I wish for a loyal android with Samuel L Jackson voice.

[Eric Blank]

Granted, but all its programmed to do is recite samuel l jackson quotes and stumble around behind you. It also looks nothing like him, at all. In fact it looks rather like a teenage girl.

I wish for good things to happen to me.

[Mathel]

Granted. Good things happen to you for 5 minutes. Then bad things happen to you for 50 years.

I wish that people would know what they are saying, when speaking a foreign language, or not speak it at all.

((Android is something that looks like human male(usually used for robots). If it looks like a female, it is a gynoid.))

[Stirk]

Granted. But this means nobody can learn any languages, as when they try learning they are unable to speak at all. The world drifts apart under this new Babble.

I wish that Mathel would realize that language is living, and thus Android refers to any humanoid robot despite its entomology originally meaning something different.

[Mathel]

Granted. But upon realising that the language is alive, with my knowledge that what is alive can be killed, I kill the language. (Which in this case is latin, which was dead anyway.)

I wish to get a kinoid.