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[Eric Blank]

Granted, but the only food is artificially flavored cherry pudding.

I wish my bank account had a million dollars in it.

[Liquefied Spleens]

Granted, but the amount of money can never change, meaning no withdrawals or additions. You will forever have one million dollars. Nothing more, nothing less.

I wish I was completely impervious to harm.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You are made of vacuum. No matter or energy can meaningfully interact with you

I wish for shitty supervillain month

[Mallos]

Granted. Vendémiaire is now shitty supervillain month. Too bad the French Revolutionary Calendar isn't used anymore, so it never actually occurs.

I wish for the destruction of all life.

[CABL]

Granted. Heat death of the universe occurs and the whole human race is destroyed, and don't even get me started on the countless dead extraterrestrial lifeforms! Also, you'll be trapped in the Warp for nine hundred trillion human years!

I wish to lose my Russian accent and get the most posh British accent in the Universe instead! I also want to remember my native language after the wish.

[AbstractTraitorHero]

I wish for a lonely wolf girl to get a waifu who will luv them forever.

interesting you are seen as a briitish spy by Vladimir putin and executed via gulag.

[Lenglon]

Granted, but the waifu is fictional, and 2d, and gets killed off horribly next season.

I wish to know if the next poster has seen the anime "Spice and Wolf", and what they thought of it if they have.

[Mathel]

No, nothing.

I wish the next poster's wish really happens.

[Stirk]

Granted! Its a pretty lame wish though.

I wish I could brush my teeth after finishing this post!

[AzyWng]

Granted, you brush your teeth after your post.

However, your friends get you to go to lunch before you're actually able to rinse your mouth, and the lunch tastes awful.

I wish people would get interested in older video games.

[Rethi-Eli]

Wish granted. You spend countless quarters in arcades playing games like Space Invaders and the like, and eventually become so addicted that you pawn your clothes, sell your house and car, and become a paid blood donor to finance your addiction, unaware that you can actually get all the games found in an arcade on a crappy little Nintendo DS.

I wish for games as a whole to appeal to me once more without making me addicted.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, games as a whole appeal to you once more, but you never spend more than one second on any game due to the large amount of games.

I wish for a fish.

[Khan Boyzitbig]

Granted, a heron eats it.

I wish for squirrels.

[Mathel]

Granted. While you are outside, your house becomes full of rabbid squirrels. You can no longer open the door.

I wish to be able to perform legilimency.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. However, everyone else gets training in Occulomancy

(Just cuz: )

Granted. Vendémiaire is now shitty supervillain month. Too bad the French Revolutionary Calendar isn't used anymore, so it never actually occurs.

I wish for the destruction of all life.

Granted. Finn and Jake will go home to Ooo

I wish for Android 16