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[Mathel]

Granted. It is a platypus egg.

I wish for a magic mace.

[Lenglon]

Granted, its magic is it has spikes in the handle that extend to stab the unworthy that try to hold it. You are unworthy.

I wish I could dance effortlessly on a wire or tightrope.

[Stirk]

Granted! However, you can only dance the macarena, and you even do that poorly.

I wish that the next user would type their wish backwards!

[Eric Blank]

Granted, but nobody will ever come to your birthday parties from here on.

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[Mathel]

Granted. It is a whole fried chicken, not just a bodypart.

I wish for an unlimited source of food.

[Lenglon]

Granted, the sun rises.

I wish I was a better dancer.

[overseer05-15]

Granted, you now have perfected the gavotte.

I wish for a warmer blanket.

[Mathel]

Granted. You now have !!blanket!!.

I wish I could summon fish.

[crazyabe]

Granted, you can Summon theBiggerfish's avatar, but only on Fridays in England between the hours of 6 and 7 if its also a full moon and the last day of the month...


I Wish I was a Necromancer.

[Eric Blank]

Granted, but your zombie waifu eats your parents when you try to introduce them.

I wish i had a cuter puppy

[Imic]

Granted, it gets stolen by so eone who wants a cuter puppy. They then get struck by lightning, and the puppy dissapears.
I wish that Donald Trump would die.

[Mathel]

Granted. He dies by a Death Star. And so does everyone else on Earth.

I wish to meet Myrddin.

[Gentlefish]

Congratulations, you do! In the drug-trip haze of MDMA of death.

I wish I was a more prolific writer.

[AbstractTraitorHero]

You are the best writer in the world but you have done so by trading your soul away to me. And now you are damned.

I wish My drakenite rp character rena was back to life and alive and well with her family as her now none depressed self. Where she will live a happy life with her family who will lead equally happy lives.

[Mathel]

Granted. This ressurection costs the life of one of the other party members (not in battle but as a sacrifice) and she is still happy because she lost most of her memories and does not remember the party at all, nor knows that she was dead at all. And her family does not tell her to keep her happy.

My wish is unfortunatelly very long and requires examples. One of them is and example wish and 4 are example "corruptions".

Example wish: "I wish to legally obtain a car."

Spoiler: "Corruption type -1" (click to show/hide)

You get a car and find out it is stolen

Comment: The wish was not corrupted, because it was not fuifilled.

Spoiler: "Corruption type 0" (click to show/hide)

You get a car, but your family gets stricken by lightning

Comment: The wish was fuifilled but the random bad stuff is not a corruption of it.

Spoiler: "Corruption type 1" (click to show/hide)

You get a car, but it explodes when you try to drive it.

Comment: While the wish was fuifilled and corrupted, it even a jerkass genie would have to strain to make it look like you want to die by it.

Spoiler: "Corruption type 2" (click to show/hide)

The car and it's ownership papers appear in the smallest room in your house/appartment where they fit without clipping walls or containers.
Anything else, which they would clip gets displaced within the house/appartment, not clipping other objects. The number of displaced objects is kept to the minimum.

Comment:The wish is fuifilled, and corrupted in the way it is fuifilled, without creating an extra clause in the wish.

My wish is, that all further corruptions on this threat are of type 1 or 2, preferably 2.