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[heydude6]

Granted, you rob the batcave. Batman doesn't take very kindly to it.

I wish march break lasted forever.

[Ultimuh]

Granted The march break lasts five minutes longer. But your drill sergeant orders you to keep marching after that.


I wish I didn't need to make any wishes here.

edit: Derp. Please ignore this and do heydude6's wish.

[AzyWng]

Granted. You are unable to finish school since it never starts again. This severely harms your chances of getting a job in the future. (I'm assuming you mean Spring Break)

I wish I knew what march break was.

[Shoruke]

March Break is that day off that University students don't get in March, because midterms are in full swing and every day must be spent on homework or studying. Consider your wish granted.

I wish for a few days off from school and work, without homework or studying looming over me.

[Puppyguard]

Granted. You forget everything you learned and fail your classes.

I wish for a wish about this wish that wasn't a wish nor did it happen.

[Mathel]

Granted. Nothing seems to happen.

I wish to have a suit of plate mail of my size.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted
But it too heavy too put on properly.

I wish for a free legal holiday

[Ultimuh]

Granted, the new holiday is during the 13th month. From the 32nd to the 39nth.



I wish there were actually more months per year.

[Shoruke]

Granted. There WERE 13 months, but only for astrology purposes. And there aren't now.

I wish to discover the cure to human stupidity.

[FallacyofUrist]

Granted. You get a formula that makes people no longer human, thus making it not "human" stupidity.
Incidentally, you are now being hunted down by various governments looking to steal your formula.

I wish for a briefcase containing ethically sourced money, one million dollars to be precise.

[Ultimuh]

Granted. It is located on top of Mount Everest.
Its yours if you go get it. But you have to hurry, because there are other people climbing that mountain.


I wish for an i7-4790 4-core 3.6ghz motherboard.

[Rethi-Eli]

Wish granted. It's fine even though a car ran over it. Right? Perfectly fine.

*sweeps up a pile of broken electronics*

I wish had the guts to shamelessly advertise.

[Mathel]

Granted. You have the guts, you shamelessly advertise them. Then the police comes.

I wish for magic being activated for this world.

[FallacyofUrist]

Granted, for one second.

I wish for a briefcase containing one million dollars of ethically sourced money to appear and not disappear in my bedroom when I am the only human in my bedroom.

[Ultimuh]

Granted. Its there, just in your dreams.


I wish I would stop procrastinating and go wash my dirty laundry.