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[UnicodingUnicorn]

Granted, but trying to babble on the languages at once makes you seem like a madman.

I wish for writing skillz.

[Shoruke]

Granted. You now possess tremendous talent as a writer, but are cursed to only write or type the word "skillz".

I wish for doughnuts.

[Mathel]

Granted. You now have doughnuts laced with dog blood.

I wish to not require food and to not feel hunger.

[Lord_lemonpie]

Granted, you can now use oxygen to replace food. You grow obese in days by just breathing.

I wish to get a sufficient mark on my oral exam next monday.

[Ultimuh]

Granted. You get a new friend named Mark. He's not very good at speaking in public though.


I wish I had the motivation to actually finish Skyward Sword.

[Mathel]

Granted. You finally have the motivation, you swing the wii-remote... And you accidentaly launch it into the wii, destroying both the remote and the wii.

I wish for all students in my group being interested in my presentation on eutectic reaction on tuesday.

[Shoruke]

Granted, everyone else in your group is now sexually aroused by group projects and the concept of eutectic reaction.

I wish I could cause sexual arousal in others at will.

[Rubidium]

granted. however, it was all just a dream.

i wish i could eat a sandwich.

[Shoruke]

Granted. You are captured and placed in a sealed room with only a maggot sandwich. You are free to eat it or not, at your leisure.

I wish for an anti-tank rifle.

[Mathel]

Granted. You now have an anti-tank rifle. You even own it legaly and have ammo for it.
The first time you fire it, the recoil smashes your hands, jams the rifle through your shoulder and the severed part sails of at an arc. You bleed out.
Also, your bullet not only hit the training target. It also punched through whatever was there to stop the bullets and killed a random person on the other side of a steel wall by ripping his head off.

I wish, to have a properly cooked edible fish, which has not been poisoned.

[Ultimuh]

Granted. It is however not to your taste. The chef is is disappointed in your lack of enthusiasm.


I wish for something to eat, I am hungry. :s

[AzyWng]

Granted. The something you are given to eat is rotten. It's something you can eat, but you doubt you'd ever be hungry enough to do that.

I wish I knew how to cook.

[Lenglon]

Granted, you master the art of not just cooking, but of overcooking, everything you ever prepare. All who see the results of your labors marvel in awe, for it takes a special kind of talent to burn a bowl of cold cereal.

I wish I could cause other people to grow wings and be able to fly.

[Mathel]

Granted. You now cause all people within 5 meters from you to grow wings and have the ability to fly. The process is very painfull and ruins clothing. The wings disappear once they move more than 6 meters from you.

I wish to have superjump and blunt damage immunity. (Combined with not feeling pain from blunt hits and pain from other sources not being affected.)

[Shoruke]

Granted. However, your blunt damage immunity does not save your internal organs from liquefying due to compression from sudden acceleration, so the first time you use your superjump ability, you turn into a flying corpse. At least the landing didn't hurt you any.

I wish to be as rich as Batman, but without my parents dying.