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[Eric Blank]

Granted. It destroys everything you ever loved.

I wish for good luck and twenty bucks so I can buy some food

[MoonyTheHuman]

Granted. I cant think of anything due to the 'good luck' requirement.
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Nope.

I wish to never see a 'good luck' wish ever again

[Eric Blank]

Good luck with that.

I wish for eternal sunshine

[Tomasque]

The world is teleported into the sun.

I wish I was a demi-lich

[Eric Blank]

Granted, but your philactory is a hollow glass bauble and you must never drop it OH GOD LOOK OUT A KITTEN

I wish to nail this job interview and get paid

[crazyabe]

Granted, you Nail the Job interviewer between the eyes and get paid with prison time.


I Wish I was the only Male human on earth, and that this wish didn't Remove, or move any Female humans.

[helmacon]

Granted, you Nail the Job interviewer between the eyes and get paid with prison time.


I Wish I was the only Male human on earth, and that this wish didn't Remove, or move any Female humans.

Granted. Every other male human explodes into horrible bloody painful death, and everyone knows you were the cause of it. At least you don't have to worry about prison rape.

Spermbanks become very respected and well regulated institutions.

I wish I didn't have so much homework this week.

[DolosusDoleus]

Granted! You don't have the homework, because you never picked it up from class. You fail all your courses because you didn't turn in your homework.

I wish for a cast-iron spanish naval cannon.

[crazyabe]

Granted, Its shoved up your rear.


I wish every other male human suddenly died in a way no one can trace back to me, AND that I was the only person besides the granter to know I caused it.

[Inconspicuous]

It just happened...

...In another time line.

I wish for a pet fox.

[DolosusDoleus]

Granted! It has rabies and bites you. Now you have rabies! Huzzah!

I wish for fewer wishes.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, you get negative amount of wishes now.

I wish negative amount of wishes was actually possible.

[crazyabe]

Granted, you and DolosusDoleus are stuffed into a lamp and forced to refund every corrupted wish you didn't make, by technicality gaining a negative wish for every wish refunded, proving negative wishes possible.


I Wish for three more genies.

[HugeNerdAndProudOfIt]

OK! the genies are not contained and murder you before you can make a wish.

I wish I could restore my body to the state it was 10 minutes ago at will.

[crazyabe]

Granted, at will your body is restored to the state of matter you were in Exactly 10 minutes before I Granted this wish.


I wish I could control the laws of physics.