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[Puppyguard]

Granted. A horde of creepy fat men notice the wish. They're at your door now.

I wish people would stop forgetting to specify wishes.

[crazyabe]

Granted, they forget to grant your wish instead.


I wish this wish was wished by the person who grants it.

[AzyWng]

Granted.

I wish this wish was wished by the person who granted it.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, you just lost The Game.

I wish anyone else would lose The Game.

[MoonyTheHuman]

Granted, We all make sure you never win either

I wish for a forum game that is not a nomic clone

[Tymewalk]

Granted. They're just regular clones - that is, every game is the same.

I wish for nothing. Nothing can be done to my wish!

[AzyWng]

Everything is done to you, instead.

I wish people would stop being smartasses when they made wishes.

[Puppyguard]

Granted. Everyone's brain melts out their head and they now agree with everything you say.
Until you joke about them killing you and they actually do since they can't pick up sarcasm.

I wish that didn't happen and this thread was restarted.

[Rethi-Eli]

Wish granted. Unfortunately, it restarts on another forum, and you never know about it.

I wish I had a sandwich!

[DolosusDoleus]

Granted! You recieve one peanut butter and mayonaise sandwich.

I wish for an abundance of meaningless drama.

[AzyWng]

Granted. While the abundance of drama has little to no value (and thus little to no impact) on things that happen to you, you are immensely stressed out by it, causing a whole slew of psychological issues.

I wish for a friend.

[Puppyguard]

Granted you get a attention-demanding friend who leaves you when you stop talking to him for 0.01 seconds.

I wish that you had a new friend.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. Its in my head, though, like all the others. I am still sad.

I wish I had real friends

[Imic]

Granted. No corruption, because I'm nice.
I wish that I had not broken the fourth wall that o

[Ehndras]

Granted. The fourth wall remends itself. Unfortunately, it was holding up the roof - which crashed down on your head.

I wish I had a kitten named mittens.