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Ultimuh

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #23160 on: February 05, 2017, 11:24:30 pm »
Granted. It is attached to an elf.


I wish beards were required for men in business to have these days.
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Asin

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #23161 on: February 05, 2017, 11:29:14 pm »
Granted. The rules have changed.
Those with the longest beards are at the top of the corporate ladder, while those with bald faces are cast to the curb.


I wish for Gordon Ramsey to be a Dwarf Fortress dwarf.
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Puppyguard

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #23162 on: February 06, 2017, 01:58:00 am »
Granted. A dwarven child is born and named Gordon Ramsey

I wish for the following text to kill everyone in the universe except me: Waffle

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Eric Blank

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #23163 on: February 06, 2017, 02:02:11 am »
Granted. You're now really really lonely. Forever.

I wish for a warm clean house with plumbing and electricity
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #23164 on: February 06, 2017, 03:57:50 am »
Granted. It burns down three days later.
I wish that I Had a tardis
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Puppyguard

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #23165 on: February 06, 2017, 04:52:58 pm »
Granted. You steal one from the doctor before he can save earth and you accidentally destroy all the timelines.

I wish for the person who grants this wish to be forced to eat screaming waffles all their life.
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Imic

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #23166 on: February 06, 2017, 04:55:15 pm »
Granted. I don't die, though, since there weren't enough waffles to fill my gut. !!HIGH METABOLISM!!
I wish that this thread would cease to exist.
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Puppyguard

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #23167 on: February 06, 2017, 04:59:25 pm »
Granted. You go blind so it seems to cease to exist.

I wish for Imic to have a low metabolism and be forced to eat a infinite amount of screaming waffles.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #23168 on: February 07, 2017, 04:16:03 pm »
Granted. The infinite waffles rapidly fill up the universe, destroying everything, including you.

I wish I could fly.
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Puppyguard

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #23169 on: February 07, 2017, 09:33:30 pm »
Granted. A pair of balloons fuse to your back and you go into space.

I wish for those balloons to pop... heheheh...
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #23170 on: February 07, 2017, 09:36:49 pm »
Granted. You become the balloons and pop yourself.

I wish for the next person/people to grant my wish to not grant my wish.
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Work on a potential forum game for my return to Bay12. Figure out parts that puzzled me before. Find more things to figure out that I can't. Work on another game instead of solving them. Get distracted and stop working. Remember it a week or two later. Remember I'm still on hiatus. Illogically, Be too ashamed to return yet. Repeat ad nauseam.

Finally have a game completely ready. Wait a week before posting it out of laziness.

Puppyguard

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #23171 on: February 07, 2017, 10:08:13 pm »
Granted. You implode.

I wish for a skyscraper that doesn't land near me.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #23172 on: February 08, 2017, 09:52:16 am »
Granted.  It lands on you!

I wish that there were more fun wishes.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #23173 on: February 08, 2017, 08:28:35 pm »
Granted. They are !!FUN!! wishes.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #23174 on: February 08, 2017, 10:29:58 pm »
you fold into non-existance, just like your wish

I wish someone would notice this wish
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