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[Lenglon]

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I wish I had my binoculars back

[MoonyTheHuman]

Granted. They land on your head and knock you unconscious

i wish lengion was twice as floaty.

[Rethi-Eli]

Wish granted, assuming you meant Lenglon. Using their newfound floatiness, Lenglon floats over to you and beats you senseless for corrupting their wish.

I wish a knew the difference between a bird, a plane, and superman.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, You know they're all not a frog.

I wish for a ice cream scoop.

[Rethi-Eli]

Wish granted. It isn't poisoned or anything, it just doesn't taste very good, and it gives you a headache after you eat it. Small wishes beget small corruptions.

I wish for a superpower, any superpower.

[Twinwolf]

Your superpower is creating black holes. Real black holes. The first time you use it, you destroy the world.

I wish that students paid attention in class.

[Stirk]

Granted! Students pay full attention to their phones in class from now on.

I wish that the next user would write their wish in invisitext!

[MoonyTheHuman]

You implode.

I wish for the fastest racecar in the >universe

[Puppyguard]

Granted. You failed to specify a wish, causing you to be corrupt instead, your body twists and contorts until all that is left is a pile of ashes.ninja'd!
Granted. You have the fasted racecar in the >universe but the only >universe that exists is the one ruled by racecars,
and the universe< declares war on the >universe.
In the end your car blows up.

I wish that people would stop forgetting to specify a wish.

[MoonyTheHuman]

Granted. It happens in a different universe.

[Stirk]

I wish someone would read my invisitext .

[Rethi-Eli]

Oi, yer a rowdy lot. Wish granted, I read your invisitext and didn't care about it.

I wish for one Canadian dollar.

[AzyWng]

Granted. This single Canadian dollar was somehow hidden in your soup, and upon tasting the paper money, you spit it out and wind up looking like an awful fool in front of the people you're dining with.

I wish for a hat.

[Asin]

Wish granted. Your hat is filled with a thousand dwarven souls, all asking for you to binge drink, mine a fortress, and kill your cat.

I wish to have a dwarven beard!

[crazyabe]

Granted, It's Still attached to the Dwarf Solder who's none too happy about being dragged Oh so many thousands of miles from the Barrel of Dwarven Beer he was about to drink... Oh, and he's armed with a Adamantium sword so you may want to Run.



I wish I had a Dwarven Beard growing out of my Face, That was NOT attached to a dwarf.